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Kathy Griffin's Unfunny Jesus Jokes
Townhall.com ^ | September 14, 2007 | Brent Bozell III

Posted on 09/14/2007 4:53:10 AM PDT by Kaslin

Nearly everyone with a television can make jokes about TV awards shows, especially the speech-making. How many times have people made the hoariest jokes about thanking the "little people," or mimicking Sally Field's Oscar speech: "You like me! You really like me!" But Kathy Griffin, the comedienne with the self-satirizing "My Life on the D-List" show on that D-list network Bravo, took the ritual to a new low when she won an Emmy for Outstanding Reality Program.

She mocked Jesus Christ.

"A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award," she declared. "I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus. So, all I can say is, 'Suck it, Jesus.' This award is my god now."

The audience reaction? Reporters noted laughter in the crowd. Griffin certainly knows Hollywood diehards would be pounding the tables over that one.

It's certainly a ritual for entertainers to thank God or Jesus when they win awards. Some of them are very sincere, like gospel singers at the Grammy Awards. Others have looked more than a little ridiculous, such as during the Vibe Magazine Awards in 2005, when several rappers took home awards for "songs" with nasty lyrics about shooting people -- and then thanked God.

Griffin could have mocked the ritual without mocking Jesus and millions of Christians. But she had to shock, to say, "Suck it," and suggest she'd rather worship her Emmy award like it was a pagan goddess. Was she sorry? No. Reuters reported she was "unrepentant" when asked about the speech backstage. In fact, she was well pleased with herself: "I hope I offended some people. I didn't want to win the Emmy for nothing." Griffin's official Website giddily declared her line "will go down as one of the best quotes in Emmy history."

The public doesn't think so, and Hollywood knows it.

The cable channel E! announced they would scrub the remark from their taped broadcast of the Creative Arts Emmy Awards. (It wasn't part of the more prominent Emmy show that aired on Fox.) Some media outlets also scrubbed the actual remarks from their news stories. Associated Press reporter Lynn Elber would only explain Griffin made "an off-color remark about Christ." Some TV outlets, like MSNBC, also scrubbed the line in their retelling of the story. Good for them.

That wasn't as strange as Reuters, which began its dispatch with the words "Comic Kathy Griffin's 'offensive' remarks about Jesus" will be edited out. Employing quote marks around a word is meant as a warning light that something isn't necessarily so. An insult against Jesus Christ isn't necessarily "offensive," according to this wire service.

Reuters, you may remember, also doesn't believe the 9-11 murderers were necessarily "terrorists."

Kathy Griffin has this kind of double standard, too. Many irreverent performers aren't equal-opportunity besmirchers. Griffin appeared clutching her Emmy on the Ellen DeGeneres talk show a day after the furor broke, and when DeGeneres suggested it can be tough on the other side of the joke, as she was the butt of a lot of jokes when she declared she was gay, Griffin turned dead serious and insisted: "Not mine. Not mine." Griffin would never mock a gay person. But Jesus and Christians? Bombs away.

Griffin explained that she had rules about her targets, and one was, "I don't make fun of people who have a sense of humor about themselves." So, in this case, with one enormously broad brush, Kathy Griffin has decided that the vast majority of Christians are incapable of taking a joke. But there is funny, and there is insulting. Griffin doesn't have a clue of the difference.

The funny thing is that for someone who doesn't like religious phonies, Griffin is the biggest phony of them all. In a scabrous interview with a gay newspaper in Houston, Griffin called herself a "complete militant atheist" and complained, "We have to listen to everybody's 'God this' and 'Jesus that.'" She told that interviewer she fell away from the "stupid" Catholic Church in high school in the 1970s.

But then Reuters quoted one spin-control attempt issued by her publicist after her Emmy insult: "Am I the only Catholic left with a sense of humor?" And guess what she wore on her necklace on the Ellen show? A visible golden cross.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial
KEYWORDS: asfunnyascancer; funnylikecancer; hellbound; hollywoodassclown; libtard; notfunny; secretlylovesjesus; shesnotfunny
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To: dragonblustar
Irony on so many levels.
101 posted on 09/14/2007 6:29:05 AM PDT by SuzanneC
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To: T.Smith

The “spirit of the thread” has nothing to do with it. The accomplishments of Special Olympians are actually honorable and add immeasurable joy to the lives of the participants.


102 posted on 09/14/2007 6:31:27 AM PDT by pilipo
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To: dragonblustar

If I looked like that, I’d be angry at God too!


103 posted on 09/14/2007 6:31:57 AM PDT by Wil H (Islam translates to "submission", not "peace" - you can figure out the rest.)
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To: Kaslin

‘But there is funny, and there is insulting. Griffin doesn’t have a clue of the difference.’

Actually, she clearly understands the difference. And she choose to be insulting so as to ingratiate herself with those she requires access to for the majority of her material.

She makes her living mocking the stars, til recently. I suspect she’s decided to ‘expand’.

Its a poor decision, one that will cause her to fade away in the end. You can’t offend 80% of your potential market and not pay a heavy price.


104 posted on 09/14/2007 6:35:43 AM PDT by Badeye (You know its a kook site when they ban the word 'kook')
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To: Enduring Freedom
I'd hit it.

With one of those mini bats they used to give out on "free mini bat day".

105 posted on 09/14/2007 6:35:54 AM PDT by -=SoylentSquirrel=- (Coffee: My lower digestive system will not toil without it..)
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To: pilipo
Being a best-reality-show winner is like medaling at the Special Olympics. You might have won, but you’re still retarded. I have not the words to express my disgust at this statement.

My thoughts exactly. Richinoc's "humour" is on a par with Griffin's.

106 posted on 09/14/2007 6:38:20 AM PDT by balls (Religion is the root of all evil)
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To: Optimist
Special Olympic contestants show more class than Griffin will ever have.

Isn't that the truth?

She played herself in that annoying role on Seinfeld — hardly an act — she is her OWN reality show

Hammer . . meet nail.

107 posted on 09/14/2007 6:40:34 AM PDT by pilipo
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To: Kaslin

What was the audience’s reaction?


108 posted on 09/14/2007 6:42:27 AM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion has been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: Allegra

Bump!


109 posted on 09/14/2007 6:45:06 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: balls

Agreed, though I take no pleasure in that.


110 posted on 09/14/2007 6:48:57 AM PDT by pilipo
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To: Long Island Pete

Your always safe slapping someone who is taught to turn the other cheek.

Indeed, if they called Mohamed a dog to be funny, they would then live a life of constant fear.


111 posted on 09/14/2007 6:51:38 AM PDT by SampleMan (Islamic tolerance is practiced by killing you last.)
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1 - Who watches the Emmys?
2 - Who cares what she says?
3 - If you actually ever listened to Carol Burnett and Bob Hope in a club, in their day, you’d know they said much worse things (I don’t know anything about Red Skelton)
4 - Learn to take a joke, next thing you know you’ll be strapping bombs to your wives and children.


112 posted on 09/14/2007 6:57:39 AM PDT by forktail
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To: Mean Maryjean

All of my horses are better-looking. From either end.


113 posted on 09/14/2007 7:03:12 AM PDT by Noumenon (Radical Islam will kill you. "Moderate" Islam will just stand by and let it happen.)
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To: Kaslin
I am not really offended. It was a joke. She is known for those kind of things. It is just part of her shtick.
114 posted on 09/14/2007 7:09:36 AM PDT by DogandPonyShow (America, the Light of the World.)
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To: dragonblustar

As they say
"UGLY is through and through."

115 posted on 09/14/2007 7:14:59 AM PDT by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with a little more effort you can be impossible." - Mom)
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To: no dems

As Jesus said in John 3:3, be born again or go to hell.


116 posted on 09/14/2007 7:20:21 AM PDT by wearearepublic
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To: Kaslin

Obviously she thinks she’s going to impress somebody with such comments. Maybe she’s playing to the “Satan crowd”?


117 posted on 09/14/2007 7:34:30 AM PDT by The Duke (I have met the enemy, and he is named 'Apathy'!)
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To: RichInOC
Being a best-reality-show winner is like medaling at the Special Olympics. You might have won, but you’re still retarded.

Making fun of retarded kids isn't the best way to make a point about how ignorant a comedian is for making fun of religion.

118 posted on 09/14/2007 7:34:53 AM PDT by pepsi_junkie (Often wrong, but never in doubt!)
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To: Chanticleer

You forgot old and ugly.


119 posted on 09/14/2007 7:56:40 AM PDT by chiefqc
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To: chiefqc
Well, being no youngster myself, and having never won a beauty contest, I'm hesitant to say.

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But you go right ahead! :-)

120 posted on 09/14/2007 8:04:47 AM PDT by Chanticleer (Courage is not simply one of the virtues but the form of every virtue at the testing point. Lewis)
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