[freema]

Former Governor of Kuwait.

String goes into a bar.
Orders a beer.
Bartender says, “I’m not sellin’ to you, get out.”
Next day, String heads back to the bar.
Bartender says, “I told you yesterday, I’m not sellin’ to you. Get out!”
The following day, String rubs his head, crosses himself, and heads back to the bar, orders a beer.
Bartender says, “Say, haven’t I seen you before?”

String says, “....’fraid not!”

[Jeff Chandler]

String goes into a bar.
Orders a beer.
Bartender says, “No strings allowed. I ain’t sellin’ to you, get out.”
Next day, String heads back to the bar.
Bartender says, “I told you yesterday, I ain’t sellin’ to no strings. Get out!”
The following day, String rubs his head, crosses himself, and heads back to the bar, orders a beer.
Bartender says, “Say, aren’t you that string I kicked out of here?”

String says, “String? No, I’m a frayed knot.”

[Marine_Uncle]

Guess as I write these clowns are wrapped in their blankets ready to get dumped into the ground.
Now they have to find Izzat Ibrahim al-douri and see how long his hair will stay red once hanging from a rope.
He must be hiding in some underground bunker carefully guarded and moved about by loyal Saddamist.
Or stashed in some hole in the wall in Damascus.