String goes into a bar.
Orders a beer.
Bartender says, “No strings allowed. I ain’t sellin’ to you, get out.”
Next day, String heads back to the bar.
Bartender says, “I told you yesterday, I ain’t sellin’ to no strings. Get out!”
The following day, String rubs his head, crosses himself, and heads back to the bar, orders a beer.
Bartender says, “Say, aren’t you that string I kicked out of here?”
String says, “String? No, I’m a frayed knot.”
I can NEVER tell a joke right! LOL!