Iraqi Bungee Jumping Ping.
Former Governor of Kuwait.
String goes into a bar.
Orders a beer.
Bartender says, “I’m not sellin’ to you, get out.”
Next day, String heads back to the bar.
Bartender says, “I told you yesterday, I’m not sellin’ to you. Get out!”
The following day, String rubs his head, crosses himself, and heads back to the bar, orders a beer.
Bartender says, “Say, haven’t I seen you before?”
String says, “....’fraid not!”