I'm done.
Posted on 09/05/2007 5:50:54 PM PDT by AZamericonnie
Letter From Home
Dear Son,
I’m writing this letter slow because I know you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
Newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home,
So we moved. I won’t be able to send you the address because the last
Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they
Moved so that they would not have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I’m not sure
It works so well though. Last week I put a load in and pulled the chain
And haven’t seen them since.
The weather isn’t bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time
For three days and the second time for four days.
About the coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it
Would be to heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut
Them off and put them in the pockets.
John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried
Because it took him two hours to get me and your father out.
Your sister had a baby this morning; but I haven’t found out what it
Is yet so I don’t know if you’re an aunt or an uncle. The baby looks
Just like your brother?.
Uncle Ted fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some men tried to pull
Him out, but he fought them off playfully and drowned. We had him
Cremated and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pick-up truck.
Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety
Your other two friends were in the back. They drowned because
They couldn’t get the tailgate down.
There isn’t much more news at this time. Nothing much has happened
Love, Mom
P.S. I was going to send you some money but
The envelope was already sealed .
I'm done.
I love cheeseburgers and I will try the heart smart Biquick one...I stray off my low cholesterol diet..and this will help!
Oh My Goodness! Look at all those carbs! LOL!
WHOA breaking news off Hareetz wire report source claim that Syria rocket almost nail Israeli airliner DAMNNNNN
LOL
That’s exactly what I thought when I looked the contents.
I was also told there is zero carbs if you close your eyes while eating something. Is this true?
Yeah, I’ve done Bisquick’s cheeseburger pie before, but haven’t heard of the heart smart yet.
Good afternoon Sonora :)
Thanks!
Good afternoon, Sonora...is your area having any of the weather issues? No rain? Too much rain?
Too funny WooHoos lately.
h!!beachy....#350!!
Dats my chickie! LOL
LOL
Oh Yeah!
How smart is Your Right Foot? Just try this. It is from an orthopedic Surgeon...........
This will boggle your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but you can’t. It’s preprogrammed in your brain!
1. WITHOUT anyone watching you (they will think you Are GOOFY......) and while sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2 Now, while doing this, draw the number “6” in the air with your right hand
Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!! And there’s nothing you can do about it!
You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you’ve not already done so.
OH TOMKOW guess what guess your playing Cubs on WGN Superstation well I am seeing on Fox sport 2
Dodgers LOL!
Breaking news off Fox news alert report of massive earthquake hit the Taipi Taiwan capitol 6.6 quake
Godzilla waking up from his hangover with Looter guy????
Carolyn
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