Send me that dog! I will pamper that animal. 12.5 million, first thing the animal will need is a beautiful home with a big backyard and a pool to swim in. He will need a freezer filled with perfectly marbled steak. I think a new minivan would be most comfortable for him. And a luxury sedan with a nice sunroof to stick his head out of. A gardener to make sure the grounds are safe for him and a cook to ensure proper nutrition. I repeat. Send me that dog!
” I think a new minivan would be most comfortable for him”
No no no... A dog with the name Trouble obviously needs a Porsche Turbo!!! :)
You are so generous and compassionate!!!
You're a cheapskate. I'll do that dog better with everything you listed PLUS a full entertainment center, like a home theater, so that the dog can watch his favorite movies on a big screen HDTV with surround sound. A full time in house staff like a butler, a chauffeur, and a maid and a personal chef to cook his meals. Of course, he'll also need his own personal private jet...