[lowbridge]

Send me that dog! I will pamper that animal. 12.5 million, first thing the animal will need is a beautiful home with a big backyard and a pool to swim in. He will need a freezer filled with perfectly marbled steak. I think a new minivan would be most comfortable for him. And a luxury sedan with a nice sunroof to stick his head out of. A gardener to make sure the grounds are safe for him and a cook to ensure proper nutrition. I repeat.

You're a cheapskate. I'll do that dog better with everything you listed PLUS a full entertainment center, like a home theater, so that the dog can watch his favorite movies on a big screen HDTV with surround sound. A full time in house staff like a butler, a chauffeur, and a maid and a personal chef to cook his meals. Of course, he'll also need his own personal private jet...

[doodad]

Don’t forget golf. He likes to walk exclusive golf courses every morning, leaving no time for work so a modest 400K a year must be alloted for his “caddy.”

On top of my chaffuer’s duties in the Lambo of course.

[skinkinthegrass]

....all that, and an Cat (Exercise)& fire hydrant(the simple pleasures) and $hrillary an bitch! :D