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(Sweden is tolerant alright but spare us this %¤*#) Bill Murray told police he was a golfer
www.thelocal.se ^ | 09/04/2007 | Paul O'Mahony

Posted on 09/04/2007 5:58:35 PM PDT by WesternCulture

Hollywood star Bill Murray has spoken out about the events that led to him leaving a blood sample at a Stockholm police station last month.

While speaking to the press at the Venice Film Festival, Murray was asked by a Swedish journalist to explain just what he was doing driving around Stockholm city centre in a golf cart.

"A friend of mine, Jesper Parnevik, invited me to play in a pro-am golf tournament in Stockholm. I was driven to a party celebrating the event in a golf cart," Murray said.

"After the party, the people that drove in the golf cart did not wish to drive so I said 'I can drive' and I drove."

But the journey from the Café Opera night club to the Hotell Anglais proved more circuitous than he had anticipated.

"I ended up stopping and dropping people off on the way like a bus. I had about six people in the thing and I dropped them off one at a time," said Murray.

Had it not been for a convenience store pit-stop, however, the inebriated actor might have avoided detection at the hands of local law enforcement officers.

"As the last couple were getting out, who wished to be dropped off at a 7-Eleven (I didn't know they had 7-Elevens in Stockholm), they [the police] just asked me to come over and assumed that I was drunk.

The assumption later proved correct and Murray's last gasp exit strategy proved futile.

"I tried to explain to them that I was a golfer," he said.


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: 7eleven; alcohol; billmurray; celeb; celebrities; celebrity; celebs; drunk; drunkeness; golf; groundhogday; hollywood; hollywoodstars; lawenforcement; police; star; stars; stockholm; stupidity; sweden

1 posted on 09/04/2007 5:58:40 PM PDT by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

The Man Who Knew Too Little. It wasn’t a movie, it was prophecy!


2 posted on 09/04/2007 6:14:23 PM PDT by Disambiguator (What's the temperature, Albert?)
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To: WesternCulture

Stockholm nights belong to Porsches, not retarded ‘golfers’.

Bill Murray is lucky to end up being questioned by local police.

A lame representative of the Stockholm Porsche tradition;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X0IRlrDaAg


3 posted on 09/04/2007 6:24:15 PM PDT by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

“Gunga Galunga” would be about all I could think to say in such circumstances.

Ya gotta give points for chutzpah.


4 posted on 09/04/2007 6:59:41 PM PDT by sinanju
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To: sinanju

““Gunga Galunga” would be about all I could think to say in such circumstances.

Ya gotta give points for chutzpah.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShacMAn_HK8


5 posted on 09/04/2007 7:39:18 PM PDT by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

This could prove very expensive for Bill. I believe Sweden tailors its vehicle fines to the operator’s income. I think I recall reading about an executive whose fine reached six figures US.


6 posted on 09/04/2007 7:40:29 PM PDT by blau993
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To: WesternCulture

No Stockholm street or any other paved route nourishing Her will ever belong to third rate golfers.


7 posted on 09/04/2007 7:46:06 PM PDT by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

No Stockholm street or any other paved route nourishing Her will ever belong to third rate golfers.


8 posted on 09/04/2007 7:46:32 PM PDT by WesternCulture
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To: blau993

Take your car/bike to Sweden instead. That was Finland.


9 posted on 09/04/2007 7:49:19 PM PDT by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

When George Jones was married to Tammy Wynette, she hid the car keys from him to keep him from driving to the liquor store for more booze. So he drove his riding lawnmower to the liquor store.


10 posted on 09/04/2007 7:52:31 PM PDT by puroresu
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To: WesternCulture

“Mr. Murray, do you have a license to drive in Sweden?”
“No, officer, but I do have a license to kill gophers from the government of the United Nations.”


11 posted on 09/04/2007 7:57:34 PM PDT by RichInOC ("So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.")
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To: WesternCulture

Hope that guy in the video splatters his brains all over the asphalt before he hurts someone else.


12 posted on 09/04/2007 8:01:48 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: RichInOC

You don’t need a license to kill gophers. You don’t even need a reason.


13 posted on 09/04/2007 8:03:07 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: Moonman62

Aye! Well, do it, man!


14 posted on 09/04/2007 8:10:24 PM PDT by RichInOC (But what inquiring minds want to know is...did Bill get stoned to the Bejesus Belt and back?)
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To: Moonman62

“Hope that guy in the video splatters his brains all over the asphalt before he hurts someone else.”

- ‘Ghost Rider’ was of course doing something extremely irresponsible.

This maniac was driving at speeds not even imaginable to most Swedish legal drivers - anyhow, that day small children were brought to nursery schools and so on, just like any other day.

In any case, Swedish police finally caught him. Today, Ghost Rider is in jail.


15 posted on 09/04/2007 8:32:17 PM PDT by WesternCulture
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To: WesternCulture

Legal Swedish fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cggVCGmM9qA


16 posted on 09/04/2007 8:46:57 PM PDT by WesternCulture
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