Posted on 08/24/2007 12:31:34 PM PDT by FormerACLUmember
Thailand?
I thought I saw him on TV last night.
I’m monitoring CubaVision on the web, nothing unusual there.
“I can never cheer the death of someone”
I can. I would’ve cheered Hitler’s death, Stalin’s death, Amin’s, Pol Pot’s, um, you get the point.
I cheer because I know that God will mete out true justice. When one truly feels for the suffering of others, it is only natural to want to see the perpetrators suffer for their crimes.
Well, nothing at those two sites. FormerACLUmember must have scooped everyone! Or, not!
CASTRO IS DEAD
CIA RUNS CUBA
Fidel Castro died in 1981, and was replaced by a look-alike CIA plant. The dictator ate tainted shellfish and died. CIA infiltrators wasted no time in covering this up, and installing an agent named Alexis Papagos to impersonate Castro, and run the country. This information comes to THE UNCOVEROR via Cuban national, Igor Davidovich Martinez.
Why, then, does the U.S. government maintain the embargo against Cuba? “The CIA is turning a great profit by selling contraband Cuban goods on the black market,” says Martinez, “and they don’t want to give that up.” The CIA sees to it that the embargo stays.
What tipped Martinez off? Before 1981, the real Fidel Castro nearly always wore a military uniform. After that year, “Castro,” really Alexis Papagos, appeared more often in civilian clothing.
This prompted Martinez, and several others to start digging. Of those who discovered this deception, only Martinez remains alive.
The plot almost failed. A few people in 1981 heard of Castro’s death, and began a rumor that he had died of syphilis, but the CIA quickly made those people, some of them Americans, Disappear. They needed the world to think that Castro was still alive. They didn’t want you to know, but thanks to THE UNCOVEROR, now you do
So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.
Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, “No hay problema, I’ll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff.”
When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked - St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally, one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, “My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we’re already getting refugees!”
Anyone else hearing rumours about an announcement at 4pm EST?
How long before Venezuela annexes Cuba?
Well, one of these times the report is going to be true. He’s obviously been in poor health. Any day now...
Then things get wierd. My predictions:
1- Raul Castro will take over, but not last long at all.
2- Hugo Chavez will invade to “save the revolution”.
After that... my crystal ball gets a little fuzzy.
He’s been dead for a year now.
(CBS4 News) MIAMI Proclamation broadcast on Havana radio, read by Carlos Valenciaga, Fidel Castro's secretary.
Proclamation by the Commander in Chief to the people of Cuba:
Yeah, some of those fawning interviews were enough to make a person sick. The MSM folks must get turned on by the "bad boys" - the thugs and killers. Then again, maybe they were just cowards. This was the same type afraid to run cartoons of Mohammad...
In related news: Former President Jimmy Carter seen packing suitcase.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Fidel is dead!
He's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below...Yo-ho-ho!
Let's open up and sing and ring the bells out!
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low!
Let them know!!!
The Wicked Fidel is dead!
Fidel is
morally
ethic'lly
spiritually
physically
positively
absolutely
undeniably and
RELIABLY DEAD!!!
Fidel is not only merely dead! ... He's really most SINCERELY DEAD!!!!
Then this is a day of Independence for all the Cubans and their descendants!!!
Yes, let the joyous sing along! Fidel, Fidel is finally gone!
Pall Bearers? Sean Penn, Micahel Moore, Alec Baldwin, someone help me.................THugo Chavez, Pete Seeger, Danny Glover......
DRUDGE: CASTRO RUMORS FILL MIAMI
*snrk*
Wonderful!
See my post #75...You beat me to it!!!! (’cuz I was wasting my time spelling it all out! ha!)
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