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To: Liberty Valance
Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in heaven. Fidel must go to hell.

So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.

Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who says, “No hay problema, I’ll send a couple of little devils to get your stuff.”

When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked - St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally, one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the luggage.

As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel says to the other, “My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than ten minutes and we’re already getting refugees!”

67 posted on 08/24/2007 12:47:43 PM PDT by Brucifer (G. W. Bush "The dog ate my copy of the Constitution.")
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To: Brucifer

*snrk*

Wonderful!


79 posted on 08/24/2007 12:50:28 PM PDT by null and void (I hate to suggest something this radical, but why not let the policy follow the facts? ~ReignOfError)
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To: Brucifer

really cute


105 posted on 08/24/2007 12:57:06 PM PDT by camas
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To: Brucifer

ROFLMAO!!!! Good one Bruce. ;o)


170 posted on 08/24/2007 1:11:40 PM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Brucifer

THAT joke is funnier than hell !!

= )


663 posted on 08/25/2007 9:49:33 PM PDT by RachelFaith (Doing NOTHING... about the illegals already here IS Amnesty !!)
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