(CUCKOO! CUCKOO!)
Uhmmmm....Cliton????? What a Freudian slip!!!!
I’m going with “she died because her chauffeur was extremely drunk and started a car-chase in a tunnel”.
Completely off the wall, tinfoil stuff I know.
Why is the media so facinated with this Bimbo? She slept around just like her husband, neither respected their marriage vows and she died while crusing with a greasy arab after drinking.
Yawn, lets move on.
her boyfriend was a muzzie...surprised she did not lose her head!!!
How do the Diana conspiracy theorists explain the fact that neither she nor Dodi were wearing seatbelts? It seems insane to be driving that fast through the streets of Paris without belts on, but that’s what they did, and no one made them. Diana’s bodyguard who was in the front seat and survived (because he was belted in) said that he asked her to fasten her belt but it wasn’t his job to press the issue. Dodi, apparently, regularly drove in very fast cars and heavy traffic without a seat belt.
Perhaps they felt that the armor-plated Mercedes would keep them safe, or they felt that it was better to be able to exit the vehicle with great speed. Either way, it is apparent that Diana would have survived, but been badly injured, if she had worn one. Dodi had no chance - the car roof where he was sitting was completely bashed in.
Since when did Clinkton require that one of his targets pledge to love, honor, cherish, obey, and only swing one way to get her in the sack?
Predictably, a succession of shallow jokes about names, alleged royal misconducts (as reported by those well-known purveyors of truth, the tabloid press, main prop Rupert Murdoch, aka main financer to the Australian republican movement, by some amazing coincidence).
There is actually a serious side to this: Why do so many people these days believe conspiracy stories? The more outlandish, the better. As a previous correspondant very directly put it, the most likely reason Diana died was that her chauffeur got very drunk and drove too fast. It’s called Occam’s razor - the most likely explanation is probably the truth, but oh no, in a post-modern we-dont-trust-anyone-or-anything-in-authority society, raised on unlikely but neatly packaged soap operas, there always has to be a deeper, hidden motive. Thus:
The moon landings were all faked.
Elvis is alive and living in the Sahara in a double-decker bus.
Evil American neo-imperialists, helped by the oil companies, used the CIA to set up 9/11 so they could declare a crusader war on Iraq and ultimately Iran.
People actually believe this twaddle. Not stupid people either! They’re so sure the government is “covering up” they automatically filter everything so that a theory of a conspiracy fits. The government mislays millions on stupid projects, routinely sends tax returns to your dead aunt hilda - and yet, people think this same government is capable of organising deception on a massive scale?
I despair sometimes. I really do. What is the use of telling the truth when lies can be so attractively packaged?
killed because she was preggers with dodi’s baby?
I still say it was Col Mustard, in the Billiards Room with the Pipe Wrench.
She had internal bleeding.
They gave her sedatives at the scene.
It took 2 hours to take her to the hospital,
which was 3 miles away.
France’s socialized medicine at work.