My Life With Jenna Bush

SFGate ^ | 8/22/07 | Mark Morford

[domeika]

I got her trained just right. She brings me a steady supply of cold Bud Lights while I chill on the La-Z-Boy watching the Nationals game on the plasma. Here's a funny: After any home run, I'll down whatever's left of my beer and suck in a big mouthful of air and then belch her name really, really slowly and blow it right in her face. "Oh my God that is so gross!" she squeals, and then totally cracks up and makes that funny snorting noise and goes to get us both another beer. Man, I love being married. Her hair smells like kitty litter and nachos and bad domestic wiretapping law....

[domeika]

If you thought you knew how petty, tasteless and filled with maniacal vitrol the left was, read this attack piece on the recently engaged Jenna Bush. If I were her betrothed I'd track this idiot down and publicly slap him open-handed.

[xcamel]

search is your friend:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1884812/posts

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Dude, you forgot the barf alert...

The left is out of their tree...

[BallyBill]

Mental Illness isn’t funny.

[TexasCajun]

Typical San Francisco Butt-Licker!

[PBRSTREETGANG]

The maniacal musings of an extremely deranged flaming homosexual.

[Lorianne]

Masturbation in print. Hope it was good for him.

[domenad]

AT the very least, if this was a hard copy of his column, I could take it with me to the bathroom and get some use out of it. As it is, he's just another useless punk, and San Fran is the perfect place for him, I would think.

[ExcursionGuy84]

Say, didn’t this same Insult NON-comic once write a similarly-scathing article on a Christian, home-schooled family of 17 children with another “fresh out of the oven”?

[TheBlueMax]

Can’t you just imagine what kind of outcry the Left would make if a conservative had written the same about Chelsea Clinton? Yeah, the Left is the torch bearer for standards and morals.

[KJC1]

I have to ask you: Do you search every topic you see posted in the hopes it’s already been posted, or are you online 24 hours a day and thus recognize a duplicate as soon as it’s posted?

[VR-21]

Being an editor in that town must be an easy job.

[ArrogantBustard]

Good Heavens!!!

Truly, that man person primate barely sentient thing has a sewer of a mind.

[Lee'sGhost]

Tasteless is the understatement of the year. Bud Light! Yecch! I knew the thing was bogus as soon as I saw that. Jenna is too classy to drink fairy piss like Bud Light.

I’m just disgusted.

[A CA Guy]

All I know is, that hasn’t been my experience in MY life wit Jenna Bush!

[KarlInOhio]

Dude, you forgot the barf alert...

Morford's name is enough of a barf alert.

Morford - from the Anglo-Saxon "Mo" meaning attention or warning and "Rford" originally "rrrfoooordg" from the result of drinking too much cheap mead.

"Morford" signs can still be seen at the entrances of some British alehouses warning patrons that the floor might be slippery.

[Sherman Logan]

What in the world has the poor girl done to deserve this sort of bitterness?

I may be blanking on it, but I don't remember many conservatives attacking Chelsea this way. I distinctively remember people who attacked her on FR generally getting their heads bit off by other posters.

As they should.

If you thought you knew how petty, tasteless and filled with maniacal vitrol the left was, read this attack piece on the recently engaged Jenna Bush.

You forgot poorly written and boring.

[shbox]

“”””I have to ask you: Do you search every topic you see posted in the hopes it’s already been posted,”””””

Yes, he does. A self-appointed thread police, he is.

[rabscuttle385]

What a repugnant idiot. The leftists continue to hit new lows with their classless, petty, verbal diarrhea...pathetic, just pathetic.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Why does anyone print his incessant rants.

He needs to look in the mirror and then write one of his hate pieces about himself.