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Tips Before Wearing a Bikini (China)
China Daily ^ | August 13, 2007  | China Daily

Posted on 08/12/2007 7:57:35 PM PDT by JACKRUSSELL

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1 posted on 08/12/2007 7:57:37 PM PDT by JACKRUSSELL
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Bruises?


2 posted on 08/12/2007 7:59:50 PM PDT by yldstrk (My heros have always been cowboys--Reagan and Bush)
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Tip 4: Have a pair of charming feet.

I love that one.


3 posted on 08/12/2007 8:01:01 PM PDT by BipolarBob (Yes I backed over the vampire, but I swear I didn't see it in my rear view mirror.)
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Tip#6; Shave or otherwise remove any body hair.Frenchmen may find brillo pads under your arms attractive-everyone else says no way.


4 posted on 08/12/2007 8:03:13 PM PDT by Farmer Dean (If there's lead in the air,there's hope..)
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This thread is useless without PICS


5 posted on 08/12/2007 8:03:27 PM PDT by grjr21
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Tip 4: Have a pair of charming feet.

Wrap them with thin plastic wrap and warm the feet with hot towels for 10 minutes.

Then break the bones and reshape the feet so that they are the size of tennis balls.

6 posted on 08/12/2007 8:03:36 PM PDT by ClearCase_guy (The broken wall, the burning roof and tower. And Agammemnon dead.)
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leaning the body forward at a 45 degree angle makes whole body appear slimmer!

I'd pay to see that!

7 posted on 08/12/2007 8:05:29 PM PDT by Dinsdale
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I like number 4:”Lean the body forward at a 45 degree angle...”

That can also make you look intoxicated.


8 posted on 08/12/2007 8:06:24 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (All comments now being monitored by BOR. He's looking out for you!)
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This thread is useless without PICS

You shouldn't have said that. Now someone is bound to post a pic of you know who.

9 posted on 08/12/2007 8:06:58 PM PDT by Graybeard58 (Remember and pray for SSgt. Matt Maupin - MIA/POW- Iraq since 04/09/04)
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This thread is useless without PICS


10 posted on 08/12/2007 8:08:10 PM PDT by rawhide
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Isn’t that the “walking into the wind” look?

...or am I imagining wrong?

11 posted on 08/12/2007 8:08:15 PM PDT by bannie (The Good Guys cannot win when they're the only ones playing by the rules.)
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Sheesh, if they are going to go through all of those steps they are gonna have to get up at 4am just to get out on the beach by dark.


12 posted on 08/12/2007 8:09:25 PM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde
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Tip 4: Have a pair of charming feet. I love that one.


This is the one that I find interesting:

"Tip 2: Pay attention to little corners of your body."

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13 posted on 08/12/2007 8:09:30 PM PDT by Cobra64 (www.BulletBras.net)
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14 posted on 08/12/2007 8:09:44 PM PDT by byteback
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...don't look Ethel, but It was too late, she'd already been incensed....
15 posted on 08/12/2007 8:10:07 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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I’m picturing my dad walking out of a bar after 45 beers or so look. Either that or Groucho.
16 posted on 08/12/2007 8:11:14 PM PDT by 4yearlurker (All comments now being monitored by BOR. He's looking out for you!)
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Before you go, have a hot bath. It will help soften the hard skin on your back.

I have never had hard skin on my back...nor have I ever encountered hard skin on anyone else's back.

I know that I have not been sheltered!

Does anyone have stories to share about this????

17 posted on 08/12/2007 8:11:25 PM PDT by bannie (The Good Guys cannot win when they're the only ones playing by the rules.)
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Falling flat on her face...fat girl...laughter follows. Quite laughter if you’re polite.


18 posted on 08/12/2007 8:11:45 PM PDT by Dinsdale
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Tip 3: A bloated body is far from attractive

Please, Ghod, no pics of She Who Must Not Be Named...

Please, Ghod, no pics of She Who Must Not Be Named...

Please, Ghod, no pics of She Who Must Not Be Named...

Please, Ghod, no pics of She Who Must Not Be Named...

19 posted on 08/12/2007 8:12:22 PM PDT by Old Sarge (This tagline in memory of FReeper 68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub)
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“Weigh” too many corners on that specimen.


20 posted on 08/12/2007 8:12:30 PM PDT by G Larry (Only strict constructionists on the Supreme Court!)
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