Hypocrisy is the lifeblood of liberals, no matter where you find them, as this clearly demonstrates.
No, no, no...
You have it all wrong! She’s not a hypocrite - she buys OFFSETS for her sins against the environment! She’s carbon neutral!
Apparently, she forgot to buy some offsets for her infidelity, though. Sadly, this oversight has not made her adultery-neutral as she might have wanted. *sad*