No, no, no...
You have it all wrong! She’s not a hypocrite - she buys OFFSETS for her sins against the environment! She’s carbon neutral!
Apparently, she forgot to buy some offsets for her infidelity, though. Sadly, this oversight has not made her adultery-neutral as she might have wanted. *sad*
No, no, no...
You have it all wrong! She’s not a hypocrite - she buys OFFSETS for her sins against the environment! She’s carbon neutral!
Apparently, she forgot to buy some offsets for her infidelity, though. Sadly, this oversight has not made her adultery-neutral as she might have wanted. *sad*
I find the whole thing amusing.