[Maynerd]

Conclusion - fitness fanatics are human hummers.

[mylife]

Where can I get a human hummer?

[Lurker]

Oh for crying out loud.

Now we're all supposed to just sit around and starve to death.

I swear to Heaven above one of these days I'm going to run into one of these meatheads who is spouting off this crap in public. Then I'm going to pummel him or her unconscious with something totally organic. My fists come to mind.

L

[skeeter]

I’m getting a migraine.

[WKUHilltopper]

And thus, justification for the elite to reduce the population of the crud...us.

[RepublitarianRoger]

I’m so worried about global warming, I need to go take a walk to calm down.

[Abathar]

Next time my wife bugs me to loose some weight I will point this out to her, if I exercise it off then I am hurting the environment. I'm going to do it tonight just to hear her response...

[indcons]

“Conclusion - fitness fanatics are human hummers.”

LMAO - good one, Maynerd.

I’m off to the gym in a few minutes; however, I’ll make sure that I buy a few carbon credits before I leave.

[Dixie Yooper]

Sometimes the best argument against absolute BS is more absolute BS.

[goldstategop]

They're just absurd. They're right; we're all better off dead.

"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus

[rhetorica]

Food production is now so energy-intensive that more carbon is emitted providing a person with enough calories to walk to the shops than a car would emit over the same distance. The climate could benefit if people avoided exercise, ate less and became couch potatoes. Provided, of course, they remembered to switch off the TV rather than leaving it on standby.

Now, this is an environmental movement I can support!

[NewHampshireDuo]

Goes to show - when you believe in and promote something as illogical as AGW, then more illogic and stupidity is spawned.

[RightWhale]

Cars are cheaper than bicycles.

[Bladerunnuh]

[Leisler]

I don’t care. We are all going to drown and be swept away in hurricanes and then frozen over. Algoe told me so. Or, someone did. Unless vinyl fumes kill us all, or mercury. Or lead, or lose shoes. Anyways, give me the stuff NOW NOW NOW!

[processing please hold]

The climate could benefit if people avoided exercise, ate less and became couch potatoes

For some reason I thought of this song.

In the year 2525, if man is still alive
If woman can survive, they may find
In the year 3535
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lie
Everything you think, do and say
Is in the pill you took today

In the year 4545
You ain't gonna need your teeth, won't need your eyes
You won't find a thing to chew
Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555
Your arms hangin' limp at your sides
Your legs got nothin' to do
Some machine's doin' that for you

In the year 6565
You won't need no husband, won't need no wife
You'll pick your son, pick your daughter too
From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510
If God's a-coming, He oughta make it by then
Maybe He'll look around Himself and say
"Guess it's time for the judgement day"

In the year 8510
God is gonna shake His mighty head
He'll either say "I'm pleased where man has been"
Or tear it down, and start again

In the year 9595
I'm kinda wonderin' if man is gonna be alive
He's taken everything this old earth can give
And he ain't put back nothing

Now it's been ten thousand years, Man has cried a billion tears
For what, he never knew, Now man's reign is through
But through eternal night, the twinkling of starlight
So very far away, maybe it's only yesterday .

[Lurker]

Absorbent Hygiene Products Manufacturers Association;

They make Kotex pads?

L

[sourcery]

Basic References:

• Hostages to a hoax
• Water Experts Find Earth’s Warming, Rainfall Linked to Sun
• Milankovitch Cycles and Glaciation
• The Myth of Dangerous Human-Caused Climate Change (PDF)
• Up against the warming zealots
• When Physics Trumps Hysteria in Global Warming
• Environmental Effects of Increased Atmospheric Carbon Dioxide
• Global Warming: Forecasts by Scientists versus Scientific Forecasts
• Geophysical, archeological and historical evidence support a solar-output model for climate change (PDF)
• Gamma rays and climate (PDF)
• Temperature vs. Cosmic Ray Flux
• Linkages between solar activity, climate predictability and water resource development (PDF)
• Proof on Ice: Southern Greenland Was Once Green; Earth Warmer
• Global Warming and Nature's Thermostat
• The Past and Future of Climate (PDF)
• The Great Global Warming Swindle
• IceCap

Lawrence Solomon's "The Deniers" (a series of articles on the view of scientists who have been labelled "Global Warming Deniers"):

• Science, not politics
• Statistics needed
• The original denier: into the cold
• End the chill
• They call this a consensus?
• The limits of predictability
• Unsettled science
• Models trump measurements
• The ice-core man
• The hurricane expert who stood up to UN junk science
• Polar scientists on thin ice
• The sun moves climate change
• Bright sun, warm Earth. Coincidence?
• Look to Mars for the truth on global warming
• Read the sunspots
• Forget warming - beware the new ice age
• Little Ice Age is still with us
• Fighting climate 'fluff'

Other References:

• Alarmist global warming claims melt under scientific scrutiny
• The Global Warming Myth
• Global Warming: A Chilling Perspective
• Father of Climatology Throws Up at the Thought of Al Gore's 'An Inconvenient Truth'
• IPCC Scientists Challenge Al Gore’s View of Global Warming Consensus
• Swedish Scientist Accuses UN's IPCC of Falsifying Data and Destroying Evidence
• CO2 Science
• Global Warming and Climate Forcing by Recent Albedo Changes on Mars
• Climate Momentum Shifting: Prominent Scientists Reverse Belief in Man-made Global Warming - Now Skeptics
• The Real 'Inconvenient Truth'
• New findings indicate today's greenhouse gas levels not unusual
• Climate Change: Incorrect information on pre-industrial CO2
• Global Warming as a Religion
• I Was On the Global Warming Gravy Train (By David Evans)
• Global Warming: it's not caused by greenhouse gases says academic
• Still Waiting for Greenhouse
• GREENIE WATCH
• Why Global Warming Would be Good for You
• Global Warming Primer (PDF)
• Global Warming: An Official Pseudoscience
• Sun's Output Increasing in Possible Trend Fueling Global Warming
• Fiddler On The Roof
• Debating Global Warming
• Climate Resistance

[ProtectOurFreedom]

In other words, there is only one solution: VHEMT.

[lilylangtree]

Just goes to prove once again that NO ONE knows causes global warming. It could be just a natural phenomenon. Yet, this Congress and this Administration are willing to dump billions of taxpaying dollars into a subject that no one knows nothing about. The fraud that will be perpetrated will be beyond anyone’s comprehension.

[HungarianGypsy]

So... in order for all life on earth to survive we must kill off all life on earth.