Posted on 08/03/2007 9:34:04 AM PDT by pissant
John McCain has suddenly changed his position on immigration! He also changed his name to "Tom Duncan Tancredo Hunter," danced the cha cha, dyed his hair purple, joined Cirque de Soleil, threatened to invade a sovereign nation (oh wait, that's Obama), endorsed setting up Murder Squads to assassinate, er, "capture or kill", people in other countries (oh wait, that's Obama, too), dressed like Marlene Dietrich, declared his love for Nancy Reagan, and then adopted all the children Angelina Jolie hasn't had time to get to.
All just a bit too little, too late. Won't he be surprised to find out we still won't vote for him and still think bad thoughts when we hear his name? Nice try though. For a pandering, patronizing self-obsessed loser who doesn't think much at all for the people of the United States. After all, if we secure the border, who will pick all that lettuce and dig the wells??
McCain changes course on immigration
WASHINGTON - Republican presidential hopeful John McCain on Thursday backed a scaled-down proposal that imposes strict rules to end illegal immigration but doesn't include a path to citizenship.
The move away from a comprehensive measure is an about-face for the Arizona senator, who had been a leading GOP champion of a bill that included a guest worker program and would have legalized many of the estimated 12 million illegal immigrants living in the U.S. It failed earlier this year.
"We can still show the American people that we are serious about securing our nation's border," McCain said in a statement, adding that the new bill would "provide an essential step toward achieving comprehensive reform in the future."
Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!
One last thought, with all that Manly Man talk from Barry Obama, I think it's pretty clear he's made the mistake of responding to a few of those "Add four more inches to your leadership skills" emails we all get. The problem, of course, is that you really don't get four more inches, you just get to look stupid.
McCain not only needs to drop out of the race, he needs to be primaried and defeated in Arizona.
"Show me just what Mohammed brought that was new, and there you will find things only evil and inhuman, such as his command to spread by the sword the faith he preached." - Manuel II Palelologus
Really???? Sweet! I'm a McCainiac now! Time to write his campaign a big check, and maybe volunteer some time, too.
/Do I really need the tag?
Juan MexCain was probably one of the ones using a wine glass to bail out the Titanic
Tammy Bruce is great. Thanks for posting it.
McCain never had a chance at Nationwide politics sine his Keating Five disaster.
Too bad the people of AZ keep him in office.
To bad he can’t take Rudy with him. Apparently, the GOP liberal wing is alot larger than I ever imagined.
McCain, Graham, Kyl think we will forget the slanders and slurs they put upon us - bigots, racists, yahoos, nativists.
Sorry guys. At least you could have included in your phony make-up attempts an apology for all the insults you heaped upon those who weren’t going to go along with your support-the-lawbreakers-so-our-corporate-sponsors-get-cheap-labor-and-make-big-profits friends.
You had your say - now it’s our turn.
Lindsey - start looking for your lobbying job with La Raza - you are soon to be history.
Changed his position???!!! Why, NO candidate has EVER done THAT before!!! Whatever will all the others do now?
Where’s my flip-flops?
Owl_Eagle
If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.
No she does not, and bless her for it. Thanks for posting it.
His family needs to have mercy on him, and take him home and keep him there by any means necessary before he is eviscerated publicly at some point in this process. It would be a kindness to take him home now. I don’t like him, but I want to see this happen to him - and it will.
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LOL! Tammy Bruce tells it like it is.
No, that's Giuliani. :-)
Unfortunately, he’s not up for reelection until 2010.
ROFL. Good to see you Owl.
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