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Minister In Skirt Charged With Indecent Exposure
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| 2007.08.01
| WGAL-TV
Posted on 08/01/2007 8:24:12 AM PDT by B-Chan
JOHNSON CITY, Tenn. -- A Baptist minister has been charged in Tennessee with indecent exposure and driving under the influence. Police said 58-year-old Tommy Tester of Bristol, Va., was wearing a skirt when he was arrested last week after allegedly relieving himself in front of children at a car wash.
A report also accuses Tester of offering police officers oral sex and says an open bottle of vodka and empty oxycodone prescription bottle was found in his car when Tester was arrested Friday.
Authorities identified Tester as the minister of Gospel Baptist Church in Bristol and an employee of Christian radio station WZAP-AM, also in Bristol. WZAP issued a statement asking for prayers and saying Tester has been suspended during an investigation.
Tester was released Friday on $1,000 bail. A hearing is scheduled for October.
TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; US: Tennessee; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: baptist; baptistminister; chatroom; crossdressing; drugs; liberalmedialie; lol; minister; oralsex; pastor; pastorsgonewild; pervert; protestant; protestantminister; tester; tommytester; vodka; wzap
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Cross-dressing, pill-popping, booze-guzzling Baptist party MACHINE!
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:24:14 AM PDT
by
B-Chan
To: B-Chan
2
posted on
08/01/2007 8:26:46 AM PDT
by
pissant
(Duncan Hunter: Warrior, Statesman, Conservative)
To: B-Chan
Glad he didn’t baptize one of my kids, my head would be hung in shame...
3
posted on
08/01/2007 8:27:09 AM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly catching hell for posting without reading the article since 2004)
To: B-Chan
This is why if you take a Baptist fishing you should always take two of them.
4
posted on
08/01/2007 8:28:02 AM PDT
by
AdamSelene235
(Truth has become so rare and precious she is always attended to by a bodyguard of lies.)
To: B-Chan
5
posted on
08/01/2007 8:29:03 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(No wonder Mexico is so filthy. Everybody who does cleaning jobs is HERE!.......)
To: B-Chan
This would never have happened if the Pope allowed Baptists ministers to marry.
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:29:06 AM PDT
by
wideawake
To: AdamSelene235
This is why if you take a Baptist fishing you should always take two of them. Why? So you can watch?.......
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:29:48 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(No wonder Mexico is so filthy. Everybody who does cleaning jobs is HERE!.......)
To: Red Badger
This is why if you take a Baptist fishing you should always take two of them.
Why? So you can watch?.......
Old Joke. If you take 1 he will drink all your beer.
But if you take two they will just sit and stare at each other.
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:31:40 AM PDT
by
AdamSelene235
(Truth has become so rare and precious she is always attended to by a bodyguard of lies.)
To: B-Chan
But did you notice that NOWHERE in the article did anyone mention that he had been DANCING? Still OK.
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:32:16 AM PDT
by
twonie
(Keep your guns - and stockpile ammo.)
To: B-Chan
Booze + Oxy = WIN. If I were 19 again, I’d want to party with this dude!
We Catholics grow up with booze, so it’s no big deal. But nobody parties harder than the Baptists! Once those teetotalers get a whiff of the Forbidden Fruit, it’s all over but the posting of bail. There’s a reason why they call Waco, Texas (home of Baylor [Baptist] University) “Sodom-On-The-Brazos”!
(Note to Baptists: Don’t take this post too seriously. I’m just kidding y’all. Plenty of our own ministers have feet of clay, too.)
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:32:28 AM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: Red Badger
If you take just one Baptist fishing, he drinks all the booze. Take two and neither drinks.
To: twonie
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:33:08 AM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: Red Badger
If you take ONE Baptist with you, he'll drink all your beer, smoke all your cigarettes, and maybe take your oxycodone, as well).
If you take TWO with you, they won't.
< /old joke >
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:33:19 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Izzy Dunne
Three Things No Baptist Will Admit To
1. The efficacy of works
2. The authority of the Pope
3. Meeting another Baptist in line at the liquor store
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:35:17 AM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: B-Chan
How short was the skirt? You know how those Baptists are about dressing modestly.
To: B-Chan
Do you think this might affect his career?
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:37:54 AM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Scratch a RINO, and you'll find a global elitist beneath the surface.)
To: B-Chan
So many neuroses, so little time.
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:39:06 AM PDT
by
BfloGuy
(It is not from the benevolence of the butcher, the brewer, or the baker, that we can expect . . .)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Nah. “Once Saved, Always Saved”. Besides, it’s not like the Baptist Pope in the Holy City of Nashville can issue an excommunication or anything.
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posted on
08/01/2007 8:39:12 AM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: B-Chan
That's Sweet Tommy there on the right.
To: B-Chan
Tommy Tester and WZAP? You can’t make this stuff up.
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