[Izzy Dunne]

If you take ONE Baptist with you, he'll drink all your beer, smoke all your cigarettes, and maybe take your oxycodone, as well).

If you take TWO with you, they won't.

< /old joke >

[B-Chan]

Three Things No Baptist Will Admit To

1. The efficacy of works

2. The authority of the Pope

3. Meeting another Baptist in line at the liquor store

[joebuck]

Like the old joke: Any time four priests gather togeather you’ll find a fifth.