Did you read the instructions?
Instructions? Sure! Right there on the back of the tube it said, “not to be taken internally”, so I went on out to the back porch.
Had to come back in once to get another beer, though; the stuff’s as nasty as all sin. I couldn’t take it straight.
And, another thing: you know ol’ BOR’s gonna read this and accuse all FReepers of being Preparation-H-eatin’ flatheads.