Sure...we’ll help them go back to Mecca!
“They don’t feel very trustworthy towards a lot of the authority figures,”
I feel sure that the feeling is mutual, for obvious reasons.
Perhaps if they stopped killing us we would feel more neighborly.
1-800-JIHAD-4-U
“My goat is ill. How can I help her recover?”
signed, Abdul the Horny
That will help more than anything else.
“Hi, can you please tell me how I place bomb into baby’s nappy?
Ping
Here’s the only help-line they deserve...
Assimilate or leave!
Isn’t it interesting that multi-culturalism seems only to be the duty of the invaded nation. No multi-cultural ethic is required of the new immigrants at all. They remain the same as they were in the old country. They don’t lean the new langauge and demand services as if provided by their old government. As if...
You don't say.
Ms Dover says while Muslim Australians have the same mental health issues as others, they feel more alienated since events such as September 11.
Gee, you don't think that might have anything to do with it, do ya?
"If your daughter said 'hi' to an infidel boy and you need advice on how to kill her, press one. If you wish to burn down several city blocks because of a cartoon of the Prophet (PBUH), press 2. If you need help pleasuring your goat or camel, please press 3. If the bomb-belt is armed and you need immediate assistance, please dial zero now."
What’s the number? I want to call them over SkypeOut and ask them a few questions:
1.) How can you beat your wife so that the bruises don’t show?
2.) Is it okay to use a Koran if you run out of toilet paper and there really is no other paper within reach in the whole bathroom...
No one forced them to go there.
Photo above shows the recipients in attendence of the Australian Affinity Awards for the year 2004. (from right to left, Roger Bayley, Peter, Ann Colreavy, Hanan Dover, Bishop Kevin Manning, Prof. Gary Bouma, and Ibrahim Din.)
Hanan Dover is an Australian Muslim who is an active member of the Muslim Mental Health Group.
She gained her Bachelors of Social Science (Psychology), a Postgraduate Diploma in Psychology, and is currently finishing her Masters in psychology at the University of Western Sydney.
As well as being a counselor and director of Mission of Hope (an Islamic Counseling/Health service for Muslims), Hanan is an adjunct lecturer at the University of Western Sydney. She is the co-coordinator and founder of the Australian Society of Islamic Psychology, is a member of the international board of trustees of the International Association of Muslim Psychologists. She is an intern-psychologist with the New South Wales Psychology Registration Board.
Hanan Dover gives monthly talks to Muslim females on mental health issues at the UMA Center.
http://www.islamonline.net/QuestionApplication/English/Guestcv.asp?hMuftiID=105
http://www.zip.com.au/~josken/islamf~1.htm
“Islam & Homosexuality, an Islamic, Scientific and Logical Approach”
SPEAKERS:
Hanan Dover,
Lecturer in psychology, University of Western Sydney (suspended)
Muslim help line huh? So, if a Muslim woman is getting her brains beat out by her husband, she can now call for help?
I don’t know, sounds pretty heretical.
“Hello, Helpline? Yes, I have two questions. Is it permissible to substitute a green-white wire for the green one? And how many pounds of nails are sufficient for a typical open-air market?”