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Bush Proposes Sending Transformers™ to Iraq
Newsweak ^
| July 17, 2007
| Andy Borowitz
Posted on 07/23/2007 5:25:21 AM PDT by ovrtaxt
July 17, 2007 - Increasingly frustrated by the Iraqi governments failure to meet a series of defined benchmarks, President George W. Bush today proposed sending a group of giant robots known as the Transformers to Iraq.
Aides to the president were vague as to when Mr. Bush arrived at his new Transformers strategy. But sources say that he devised the plan last week, shortly after a surprise visit to a multiplex in Bethesda, Md.
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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: iraq; transformers
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posted on
07/23/2007 5:25:27 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
To: ovrtaxt
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posted on
07/23/2007 5:34:18 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(The FairTax and the North American Union are mutually exclusive.)
To: ovrtaxt
What about Harry's army?
Its my understanding he has prepped an army of his companions, and taught them most everything he knows... this would be a great asset against AQ and their dark lord. Especially helpful would be Hermione, Ron... and lets not forget Dudley!
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posted on
07/23/2007 5:48:21 AM PDT
by
C210N
To: ovrtaxt
stoner...
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posted on
07/23/2007 5:51:24 AM PDT
by
johnny7
("But that one on the far left... he had crazy eyes")
To: ovrtaxt; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
07/23/2007 5:58:06 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("You can't strengthen a zero, it will always equal zero." --Avigdor Lieberman)
To: ovrtaxt
He should consider sending Snake-Eyes, Duke, Gung-Ho, Roadblock, and Scarlett. Let’s just hope the Iraqis haven’t already hooked up with Cobra Commander.
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posted on
07/23/2007 6:00:27 AM PDT
by
LanPB01
To: johnny7
I’m betting you’ll find no profile pics of this guy... what a beak!
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posted on
07/23/2007 6:03:08 AM PDT
by
MrB
(You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)
To: ovrtaxt
How about these from the old "Robotech" series? An armed, fast motorcycle that converts to powered body armor?
To: wally_bert
Robotech was cool. I remember coming home from school and watching it every day.
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posted on
07/23/2007 7:24:51 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(The FairTax and the North American Union are mutually exclusive.)
To: johnny7
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posted on
07/23/2007 7:25:22 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(The FairTax and the North American Union are mutually exclusive.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/23/2007 7:26:33 AM PDT
by
ovrtaxt
(The FairTax and the North American Union are mutually exclusive.)
To: ovrtaxt
He’s an example to us all.
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posted on
07/23/2007 8:01:37 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("You can't strengthen a zero, it will always equal zero." --Avigdor Lieberman)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
07/23/2007 1:45:17 PM PDT
by
dashing doofus
(Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber)
To: dashing doofus
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posted on
07/23/2007 2:01:52 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
("You can't strengthen a zero, it will always equal zero." --Avigdor Lieberman)
To: Slings and Arrows
C’mon, everyone knows Bush needs to send Darth Nihilus to Iraq.
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posted on
07/23/2007 2:07:53 PM PDT
by
Rome2000
(Peace is not an option)
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