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From the link at FD- it’s satire, but it is nearly the truth, too.

“Pity About Canada...”

J.B. Stone wrote:

The CHRC has GOT to be the “Monte Python” of Canadian Bureaucracies...

“You sent us this dire message that we must respond YESTERDAY...!!!”

“Did not.”

“I have it right here, in my hand...!!!”

“Then comply.”

“...But, it’s ALREADY expired...!!!”

“Then you’re OBVIOUSLY guilty, pay up.”

“For WHAT....???”

“That for which you are guilty, thank you.”

“But the notice doesn’t say what we’ve done....”

“Doesn’t matter NOW, does it...???”

“I demand to know the charges against me..!!!”

“Pretty cheeky for someone who’s been convicted, aren’t we...???”

“Doesn’t ANYONE know what this is about...???”

“Oh, you didn’t ASK me that.”

“.....well....???”

“All right then, I’ll forward you to the guilty parties desk.....hold, please”

[several minutes later...]

“Guilty Parties Desk....”

“I just TALKED to you....!!!”

“Are you guilty...???”

“I’m JUST trying to find out WHAT I’m charged with...!!!”

“Oh, it’s YOU again.”

“You forwarded me to YOURSELF...????”

“We’re quite BUSY here at CHRC, so we all have to wear several hats.”

“You’re NOT very helpful.”

“Why SHOULD I be....???....You’re GUILTY...!!!”

“Of....WHAT....???”

“It’s in your notice.”

“The notice is EXPIRED...!!!”

“Then you’re GUILTY, so you’ve come to the right desk...how can I help you....???”

“I just TOLD you at the OTHER desk....!!!”

“We’re prohibited from eaves dropping, Ma’am, that would be Invasion of Privacy.”

“.....Aaaaargh.....I got this notice which expired immediately that said I had to reply in full to accusations placed against me..”

“Oh, yes I remember now....that’s why I forwarded you to the Guilty Parties Desk...”

“Look, I just want to find out what I’ve been accused of....!!!!”

“I see....do you have your notice....???”

“Yes, it’s right here in my hands.”

“Good. Could you read me the number...???”

“Yes. It’s number 5560023874-A......”

“Hold please....”

[several minutes later]

“Says here that notice is expired.....you’re guilty.”

“Of WHAT, for God’s sake....???”

“Oh, right......says here HATE SPEECH.”

“That’s RIDICULOUS...!!!”

“Well, if you don’t mind my saying so...you DO seem a bit testy....”

“HATE SPEECH....???....that’s preposterous...what have I DONE...???”

“Madam, with all due respect, YOU are the guilty party....you should know.”

“OK, I’m getting pretty FED UP with this process...can’t you tell me ANYTHING...???”

“Well, we BOTH know you’re guilty...that’s a start...!!!”

“Look, all I know is that I got this expired notice that says I’m guilty....”

“I get LOTS of calls like yours, perhaps you would like to speak to the Expired Notices of Guilt Desk...???”

“What EVER....!!!”

“I’ll forward you, please hold....”

[several VERY long minutes later]

“Expired Notices of Guilt Desk, how may I help you...???”

“You’re the SAME person....!!!”

“Your voice DOES sound familiar, but I’ve got two OTHER lines ringing, please hold.....”


79 posted on 07/20/2007 8:06:21 AM PDT by backhoe (-30-)
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http://www.freedominion.ca/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=84538
 
Fabulous Fred wrote:
Perhaps all of the people who laughed or groaned while I have periodically called for a "good ol' fashioned rip roarin" sudden change of direction" aren't laughing so much now that it is apparent that such a thing may be necessary to save Canada itself.


We have to stop thinking of saving "Canada" or "America" and we have start thinking about saving "Canadians" and "Americans". What is happening is related to the fundamental redefinition of human rights as per the UN charter versus the inalienable rights of the american bill of rights.



http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1694510709699078746

If you watch this video and decide that US constitution and bill of rights constitute a better protection for americans and canadians, then I invite you to consider this democratic proposition;

The democratic annexation of canadian provinces in the United States of America, under the existing framework of the american constitution. Sure the rights of americans are currently as much under non-military attack as ours, as is the case in much of the western world; However, this proposition would undoubtably bring back the principles of the US consitution to the foreground, and discussion of this democratic alternative would force the constitution unto the MSM, as this project would generate huge debate on both sides of the border.

Support for annexation in Canada once reached 30%, without this cause having a single penny spent to promote, educate and convince about the advantages. The potential is there. 40% of americans are favorable to such an extension, again without a single penny spent on explaining the mutual advantages of such a Union.

United We Stand, Divided We Fall; In my view this has never been truer then now. Instead of having Quebec 'go it alone' or the west breaking off bitterly, which would change nothing, and actually would only help legitimate the creation of a euro-style supra-state over our heads; Why not simply join an existing union, that is unique in the ideals that the founding fathers put forth;

Sure the american constitution is being scuttled as we speak, yet a democratic annexation movement would bring it back to the forefront of everybody's minds, as americans would have to decide wether then want us in at all or not.

My view for it is a Democratic Annexation Party of Canada (and the corresponding provincial equivalents) campaigning at the federal level so that if elected, it would hold a national referendum that would give it the mandate to negotiate the annexation of provinces as states into the Union, with the possiblity of keeping the Westminster system for those who wish it, basically making the transition as smooth and frictionless as can be imagined.

I invite the moderate conservative elements of our societies to seriously consider this political alternative, by visiting our website;

www.unitednorthamerica.org

Our age requires patriots, who defend the interest of their peoples, first and foremost. Capitalist minded folk, tend towards patriotism (guided by principles). Socialist minded folks tend towards nationalism (guided by emotion). Canada is the battleground for this non-military civil war. Let Europe have it their way, but let's fight to reclaim our rights by convincing a majority to adopt this stance.

Hence this overture to the conservative movements of both our great nations, so that we may stand tall where others have bent, and that the light of liberty may continue to shine bright over this vast continent we call home.

80 posted on 07/20/2007 8:16:13 AM PDT by backhoe (-30-)
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To: backhoe; glock rocks

Do you think that this is an attack on the Wilkins Clan?


106 posted on 07/20/2007 7:23:18 PM PDT by Little Bill (Welcome to the Newly Socialist State of New Hampshire)
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