This is the result of Total Gun Control (only of legitimate gun owners, of course). Blowing some worthless lowlife armed robber away can have a salutary effect on the rest of the neighborhood scum, but there’s not a chance of that happening in Britain. In fact, I don’t think you can even defend yourself with a knife or a bat in your own home or business....what a shame, that the birthplace of individual freedom has so stripped its law-abiding citizens of the fundamental right of self-protection.....
Exactly what the lefties/Demomarxists/et al. have in mind for us here also.
Is moving an option? Otherwise, factory work might be their next move.
If store owners were allowed to have weapons of single destruction (guns) on hand this would (perhaps) not be a problem.
Just saying …
When the bad guys have guns, and the good guys are not allowed, results are predictable.
The correction will only happen when politicians get their collective heads out of their collective ars.
[ show photo of Brad Hall ]
Now, correspondent Brad Hall has filed a very special report. Brad? Here’s to you?
[ cut to filmed footage of Brad Hall standing on a New York street ]
Brad Hall: This is Brad Hall, filing a special report on crime. I’m standing in the streets of New York City - streets virtually teeming with violent crime. In fact, statistics show, that in New York, a man is mugged every 11 seconds. I would now like you to meet that man. His name is Jesse Donnally, and he’s mugged every 11 seconds. Jesse, welcome.
Jesse Donnally: Hi, Brad.. thank you.
Brad Hall: Tell me, Jesse - do you actually get mugged every 11 seconds?
Jesse Donnally: Well, Brad, uh.. that’s the average, but, uh.. sometimes I go for more than a minute or so without getting —
[ suddenly, a mugger comes along, throws Jesse to the ground, mugs him and runs off. Jeese collects his composure and stands back up before Brad. ]
Jesse Donnally: — 11 seconds or so.. is pretty accurate.
Brad Hall: Do you have any idea why criminals like to choose you do often?
Jesse Donnally: Gee, Brad.. you know, I never really thought about it. I guess I’m just an unlucky person, you know? And —
[ suddenly, another mugger comes along, throws Jesse to the ground, mugs him and runs off ]
Brad Hall: [ helps Jesse to his feet ] I suppose you’re used to this?
Jesse Donnally: Uh, well.. it’s hard to get used to it, you know? It’s hard to go to work, you know.. with this kind of stuff going on..
Brad Hall: Well, exactly what do you do?
Jesse Donnally: Uh.. I’m a marriage counselor.
Brad Hall: Oh. Are you married yourself?
Jesse Donnally: Uh.. yes, yes. You know, it was really hard getting through the wedding ceremony, with —
[ suddenly, another mugger comes along, throws Jesse to the ground, seizes his jacket and runs off ]
Brad Hall: Is it actually money that criminals are usually looking for?
Jesse Donnally: Yeah. Definitely money they want. That’s why I carry an instant credit card, you know, to go to the bank and get the cash —
[ a little girl comes along, mugs Jesse, and runs off ]
Jesse Donnally: — for emergencies.. I like to do that.
Brad Hall: Well.. thank you for spending some of your valuable time with us.
Jesse Donnally: Thank you, Brad.
Brad Hall: Good luck to you in the near future.
Jesse Donnally: Good luck to you, Brad.
[ once again, a mugger comes along and hits up Jesse ]
Brad Hall: Crime. It affects all of us. And it affects Jesse Donnally every 11 seconds. This is Brad Hall, for SNL News, in New York. [ turns to see Jesse getting mugged yet again ] Yeah, 11 seconds - right on time!
http://snltranscripts.jt.org/83/83lnews.phtml
I confess my ignorance. What's CS spray?
Seems to me that Suresh established himself as an easy mark
I am sure that once Sharia law is instituted by the Muslies when they take over in 10 years and they start chopping off hands limbs and heads for all offenses the place will be so much better./s
This poor guy needs one of those “GUN FREE ZONE” signs.