Posted on 07/16/2007 1:09:23 AM PDT by pookie18
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Al Gore's son was pulled over by police on the San Diego Freeway Tuesday with marijuana, Valium, Xanax and Vicodin on him. The kid never had a chance. He got hooked on downers at an early age listening to his father read him bedtime stories.
Bill Clinton was walking in a Fourth of July parade and waving to the cheering crowd in Iowa Wednesday when a teenage girl ran out and kissed him. He looked let down. The whole idea of a vacation is to get away from your day-to-day office routine.
-- Argus Hamilton
John Edwards is on the campaign trail. He is now doing something called his "poverty tour” where he is visiting people who have no money and no hope. In fact, his first stop today — John McCain’s headquarters.
Hillary Clinton, John Edwards, and Barack Obama have all agreed to appear at the first ever gay debate. The whole debate will only deal with gay issues. Like gay marriage and things like that. They are calling it the first ever all musical presidential debate.
John Edwards said today that he has always supported gay rights. Edwards said the only problem he's ever had with gays is that they charge too much for a haircut. Other than that . . . he has no issues.
- - Leno
Homeland Security chief Michael Chertoff said he had a gut feeling there could be a new terror attack. Coincidentally, Al Gore said he had a gut feeling that he needed more pie.
- - Letterman
Later this summer, the first ever gay debate will be held. Democratic candidates will answer questions posed by the gay community. Question No. 1: Why can’t healthcare be more fabulous?
Next month, the Democratic presidential candidates will host a debate focused entirely on gay issues. Apparently in the gay debate, when one candidate disagrees with another, they’re required to begin the rebuttal with, "Girlfriend, paaleese.”
- - Conan
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Thanks, pookie!
That Hillary Transformer pic is SCARY!
Good afternoon, Pook!
Danke, yet again!
That Hillary Transformer pic is SCARY!
It's only fitting...since Hillary is SCARY!!
Thanx Pookie!
Great batch today, Pookie! I liked the “Clinton sequel” one, Ramirez’ transformer one, and the ‘toons with Algore. You do a fine job of selecting funnies for us each day; thank you for all your hard work!
BTTT
Thank you pookie
I know it’s Monday, but top o’ the day to ya anyway, Pookie!
Pookie, the person who brings sunshine to a Monday.
Next to Friday nights at Walter Reed with Freepers, I look forward to Pookie’s Toons the most!
Bull's eye with the 'toons today, Pookie! (And I'm TOP 20!!!)
Thanks pookster for the Monday morning laughs.
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