Posted on 07/14/2007 10:38:56 AM PDT by melt
NEW YORK - Former President Carter, who already has a book coming out this fall about his post-White House years, is working on a memoir about his mother, Lillian, to be published next spring by Simon & Schuster.

"Jimmy Carter has inspired millions. Its a great opportunity to meet the woman who inspired him," David Rosenthal, executive vice president and publisher of Simon & Schuster, said Thursday in a statement.
The Lillian Carter book, currently untitled, is a "loving, admiring, wry homage" to the activist and former Peace Corps volunteer widely known as the down-to-earth "Miss Lillian." According to Simon & Schuster, former President Carter will write about how his mother, who died in 1983, "ignored the mores and prejudices of the racially segregated South of the Great Depression years" and went on to become an international celebrity.
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Jimmy's latest book will surely bring a smile to Mother's face...
Lillian Carter
He certainly inspires ME.
So does syrup of Ipecac.
Surely Al Queerda can't have that many members.
Oh good, more toilet paper...
Q. “Who holds the record for having the two biggest boobs in America?”
A. “Lillian Carter. (Jimmy and Billie).”
“Jimmy Carter has inspired millions.”
Yeah, sure. He inspired millions to vote for Reagan, who sent Jimmy-Boy to the dust-bin of Presidential history after one very, very painful term.
Get your toilet paper on the cheap at 1/2-Price Books. I’m sure they will be dumping copies about a week after the book is released.
Shows you what a Nobel Peace Prize is really worth....and what it takes to earn (buy) one.
No one really wants to know another thing about that doddering old fool, Lillian Carter. She gave birth to Jimmuh that was bad enough. Why can’t the worst President in history fade away? We don’t want to hear from him. He’s a monumental embarrassment to America.
“Jimmy Carter has inspired millions.
Well to tell ya da trudt Eeeedit..over the years to me hs’s been more catharctic. in the purgative sense..may i be so bold as to say he’s been downright evacuative........heh heh heh.*
**Rio Lindans take note:
ca·thar·tic adj.
Inducing catharsis; purgative.
n.
An agent for purging the bowels, especially a laxative.
"Mah muthah is tuhnin' ovah in huh grave.
"The End"
Roll credit(s).

"Two biggest boobs in America". That's funny. : )
Almost perfect! All that picture needs is a pile of “Billy Beer” cans on the floor! LOL bttt
LOL!
Billy was the smartest Carter. What an embarrasment Jimmy must have been to him! ;-)
Do we really want any insight into the psychology of Lillian and Jimmy, just how his type was produced? Kinda like watching sausage being made.
It was at one time commonly kept in drug cabinets in case of poisoning. It induced vomiting quickly and agressively.
Just as the sight or mention of this bitter, hateful piece of enemy filth does to me.
Carter Says U.S. Should Embrace Nepal Maoists
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter called on his countrys government to establish formal relations with Nepals Maoists. Carter conceded that these former rebels, who remain on the U.S. list of terrorist organizations, had slaughtered many innocent people in their struggle for power, but that it is time for us to turn the other cheek.
Carter called the Maoist leader, who goes by the single name Prachanda, a really cool guy. You know that Prachanda means the fierce one, Carter gushed. I met him in a Nepalese bathhouse. His sweat-moistened body was very impressive. He is very strong and has killed many of his enemies with his bare hands. America must make peace with strong foreign leaders. We must not give such people any cause to want to hurt us.
Carter said that he chided Prachanda for his past mischief and received assurances that only capitalist exploiters need fear his righteous wrath.
For his part, Prachanda said he was very delighted to have been able to talk with a former U.S. president. President Carter is a man of great obsequity, Prachanda said. Many of our problems would be solved if more of Americas leaders were like him.
Prachanda complained that the US designation of his group as a terrorist organization fails to take note of its good deeds. We do not videotape and broadcast the beheading of our enemies like some do, Prachanda pointed out. We are discreet. We are sensitive to the feelings of aggrieved relatives. When time allows, those we have killed are thrown into holes or ditches and covered over with dirt or debris.
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http://www.azconservative.org/Semmens1.htm
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