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China probes "Chelsea Clinton" weight loss patch
Reuters ^ | July 9, 2007 | Beijing Morning Post Reporter

Posted on 07/09/2007 6:43:55 AM PDT by NordP

BEIJING (Reuters) - China is looking into claims of a herbal weight loss patch which its makers said helped former U.S. President Bill Clinton's daughter, Chelsea, shed 12 kg (26.5 lb) in under a month, state media reported on Monday.

Customers are instructed to stick the patch to the area of the body where they want to lose weight and then just wait for the fat to flow out of them...

(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...


TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chelsea; china; clinton; patch
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Oh....the comedy to follow (I can't wait)
1 posted on 07/09/2007 6:43:58 AM PDT by NordP
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To: NordP

Now if they could only perfect her “ugly patch”.


2 posted on 07/09/2007 6:44:46 AM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: NordP

Chelsea’s Photo is on the patch. Put the patch on your plate?......


3 posted on 07/09/2007 6:45:18 AM PDT by Red Badger (No wonder Mexico is so filthy. Everybody who does cleaning jobs is HERE!.......)
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To: neodad

Please, please....not all at once. THAT kind of technology takes time ;-)


4 posted on 07/09/2007 6:45:37 AM PDT by NordP (HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
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To: Red Badger

That was one of the scientists ideas. They were also thinking of a split photo of Gore and Jabba the Hut on a plate....went with Chelsea though.


5 posted on 07/09/2007 6:46:33 AM PDT by NordP (HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
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To: neodad

I keep a picture of Chelsea on my refrigerator. I don’t need a patch.


6 posted on 07/09/2007 6:47:30 AM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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To: NordP

The Chinese are getting a good taste of the uglier side of free markets and private entreprenurialism.

They don’t have much sense of humor, though. I would not be too surprised if the entreprenure faces a firing squad.


7 posted on 07/09/2007 6:48:36 AM PDT by Brilliant
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To: NordP

I wonder if Web Hubbell’s tried it.


8 posted on 07/09/2007 6:49:07 AM PDT by July 4th (A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
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To: NordP

Fanny Flagg found a flat fanny by using the fat flow fix.


9 posted on 07/09/2007 6:52:00 AM PDT by Drawsing (The fool shows his annoyance at once. The prudent man overlooks an insult. (Proverbs 12:16))
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To: NordP

They need to come out with a really big patch so it would cover her face.


10 posted on 07/09/2007 6:52:34 AM PDT by Piquaboy (22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
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To: NordP

Maybe Al Gore can put one on his head ...


11 posted on 07/09/2007 6:53:09 AM PDT by NoBullZone
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To: NordP

In related news, it’s reported that the Clinton campaign has ordered several cases of the product “in sizes suitable for the hips and buttock”.


12 posted on 07/09/2007 6:54:31 AM PDT by NoBullZone
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To: July 4th

Well, Web is a pretty big fella. Like father, like daughter I guess.


13 posted on 07/09/2007 6:56:47 AM PDT by 43north (I hope we are around long enough to become a layer in the rocks of the future.)
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To: NordP

Didn’t the Chinese come out with a “Bill Clinton Condom” not to long ago? They seem to be fond of using the Clintons as marketing tools. What’s next—the Hillary Cellulite patch?


14 posted on 07/09/2007 7:02:38 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Scratch a RINO, and you'll find a global elitist beneath the surface.)
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To: NordP

15 posted on 07/09/2007 7:07:00 AM PDT by hardback
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To: NordP

16 posted on 07/09/2007 7:10:02 AM PDT by Mo1 ( http://www.gohunter08.com)
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To: hardback

Chelsea honey, I don't know how to break this to yah--so I'll just say it. The Chinese wanted to name the patch after ME first...but I said, no...you go ahead and name it after Chelsea guys."

17 posted on 07/09/2007 7:11:24 AM PDT by NordP (HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Well...don’t you think they should get SOMETHING for all those missile secrets??? Come on now (/sarc)


18 posted on 07/09/2007 7:12:57 AM PDT by NordP (HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
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To: NoBullZone

sure hope hitlerary uses them on her cankles, then we would know if they really work as claimed


19 posted on 07/09/2007 7:14:57 AM PDT by mt tom (high in the sierras looking down into the garden spot of the world)
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To: NoBullZone
“in sizes suitable for the hips and buttock”...

And able to be worn under polyester black pantsuits without visable patch lines (VPL alert!).

20 posted on 07/09/2007 7:15:39 AM PDT by NordP (HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
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