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China probes "Chelsea Clinton" weight loss patch
Reuters ^
| July 9, 2007
| Beijing Morning Post Reporter
Posted on 07/09/2007 6:43:55 AM PDT by NordP
BEIJING (Reuters) - China is looking into claims of a herbal weight loss patch which its makers said helped former U.S. President Bill Clinton's daughter, Chelsea, shed 12 kg (26.5 lb) in under a month, state media reported on Monday.
Customers are instructed to stick the patch to the area of the body where they want to lose weight and then just wait for the fat to flow out of them...
(Excerpt) Read more at reuters.com ...
TOPICS: News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chelsea; china; clinton; patch
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Oh....the comedy to follow (I can't wait)
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:43:58 AM PDT
by
NordP
To: NordP
Now if they could only perfect her “ugly patch”.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:44:46 AM PDT
by
neodad
(USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
To: NordP
Chelsea’s Photo is on the patch. Put the patch on your plate?......
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:45:18 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(No wonder Mexico is so filthy. Everybody who does cleaning jobs is HERE!.......)
To: neodad
Please, please....not all at once. THAT kind of technology takes time ;-)
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:45:37 AM PDT
by
NordP
(HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
To: Red Badger
That was one of the scientists ideas. They were also thinking of a split photo of Gore and Jabba the Hut on a plate....went with Chelsea though.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:46:33 AM PDT
by
NordP
(HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
To: neodad
I keep a picture of Chelsea on my refrigerator. I don’t need a patch.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:47:30 AM PDT
by
Moonman62
(The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
To: NordP
The Chinese are getting a good taste of the uglier side of free markets and private entreprenurialism.
They don’t have much sense of humor, though. I would not be too surprised if the entreprenure faces a firing squad.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:48:36 AM PDT
by
Brilliant
To: NordP
I wonder if Web Hubbell’s tried it.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:49:07 AM PDT
by
July 4th
(A vacant lot cancelled out my vote for Bush.)
To: NordP
Fanny Flagg found a flat fanny by using the fat flow fix.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:52:00 AM PDT
by
Drawsing
(The fool shows his annoyance at once. The prudent man overlooks an insult. (Proverbs 12:16))
To: NordP
They need to come out with a really big patch so it would cover her face.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:52:34 AM PDT
by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
To: NordP
Maybe Al Gore can put one on his head ...
To: NordP
In related news, it’s reported that the Clinton campaign has ordered several cases of the product “in sizes suitable for the hips and buttock”.
To: July 4th
Well, Web is a pretty big fella. Like father, like daughter I guess.
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posted on
07/09/2007 6:56:47 AM PDT
by
43north
(I hope we are around long enough to become a layer in the rocks of the future.)
To: NordP
Didn’t the Chinese come out with a “Bill Clinton Condom” not to long ago? They seem to be fond of using the Clintons as marketing tools. What’s next—the Hillary Cellulite patch?
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posted on
07/09/2007 7:02:38 AM PDT
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Scratch a RINO, and you'll find a global elitist beneath the surface.)
To: NordP
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posted on
07/09/2007 7:07:00 AM PDT
by
hardback
To: NordP
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posted on
07/09/2007 7:10:02 AM PDT
by
Mo1
( http://www.gohunter08.com)
To: hardback
Chelsea honey, I don't know how to break this to yah--so I'll just say it. The Chinese wanted to name the patch after ME first...but I said, no...you go ahead and name it after Chelsea guys."
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posted on
07/09/2007 7:11:24 AM PDT
by
NordP
(HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Well...don’t you think they should get SOMETHING for all those missile secrets??? Come on now (/sarc)
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posted on
07/09/2007 7:12:57 AM PDT
by
NordP
(HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
To: NoBullZone
sure hope hitlerary uses them on her cankles, then we would know if they really work as claimed
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posted on
07/09/2007 7:14:57 AM PDT
by
mt tom
(high in the sierras looking down into the garden spot of the world)
To: NoBullZone
“in sizes suitable for the hips and buttock”...And able to be worn under polyester black pantsuits without visable patch lines (VPL alert!).
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posted on
07/09/2007 7:15:39 AM PDT
by
NordP
(HUNTER: "The real question for Mexico--Why are your people crossing burning deserts to get away?")
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