Oh, Laz! Even that’s beyond you, LOL! (Well, maybe not.)
I want more back up on this one. Sounds too much like Chinese Veterinarian. “So sorry! Your dog die. Want to stay for dinner?”
It’s easy to crack jokes about this one. It’s so obviously fake.
Besides.... is it appropriate to ask for the Kiddie Meal at such an event?
-Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?
-That reminds me of the cannibal that passed his friend in the woods.
-When do cannibals leave the table? When everyone’s eaten.
-What is a cannibal’s favorite type of TV show? A celebrity roast.
-What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner? The cold shoulder.
-What is a cannibal’s favorite game? Swallow the leader.
-Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food? He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
-Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for buttering up his teacher?
-Cannibal’s recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
-Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, “Gee, I hate my mother-in-law.” The 2nd replies, “So, try the potatoes.
-A man gets captured by cannibals and every day they poke him with spears and use his blood to wash down their food. Finally the guy calls the chief over and says, “You can kill me or you can eat me, but I’m tired of getting stuck for drinks.”
-What did the cannibal say when he was full?
I couldn’t eat another mortal.
-One day a cannibal visited the neighboring island of cannibals. There, people cost $2 but politicians cost $25. The visiting cannibal asked, “How come politicians cost so much?” The chief answered, “Do you know how hard it is to clean one of those?”