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'Star Trek' Extra, Fascist, Horseshoer, Dark Priest: The Other Presidential Candidates
MTV ^
| July 5, 2007
| Gil Kaufman
Posted on 07/06/2007 1:27:59 AM PDT by tlb
Jonathon Albert "The Impaler" Sharkey 43, Satanist/pagan who is the founder, national chair and commanding general in the 1st Vampyre, Witches, Pagans Party Regiment (2006-present); former U.S. Army soldier; former board member of Hillborough, New Jersey's County Executive Republican Committee; dark priest/ advisor to the Church of the Followers of Lucifer; founder and national chair of Vampyres, Witches, Pagans Against Impaired Driving (2005-present).
Gene Amondson 64, Prohibition party, Amondson has spent the past 20 years dressing up as the Grim Reaper with a whiskey bottle in one hand and a scythe in the other to preach the ills of liquor.
Jackson Kirk Grimes 56, a single pagan with a GED who once portrayed Hitler on "Star Trek," this director of the United Fascist Union (which promotes the economic theories and political ideologies of Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein) and two-time presidential candidate promises to abolish paper money and create a global government.
Joseph Martyniuk Jr. self-described inventor and computer guru. No further information was available because his campaign Web site link was broken when we clicked on it.
Donald Kenneth Allen 60, Advocates shipping drug users to Holland.
Yaphet Kotto 67, Yes, that Yaphet Kotto, the actor best known for playing a no-BS federal agent chasing Robert De Niro in "Midnight Run" and appearing in such films as "Brubaker," "Alien," "The Puppet Masters" and "Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare." The Web site for his exploratory committee lists as its main goal the popularizing of "vibration politics,
Keith Russell Judd 49, Aircraft engine inspector, sound engineer and salesperson at Grandma's Music & Sound, Judd has run for president (1996, 2000, 2004); mayor of Albuquerque; and governor of New Mexico. Former member of the Federation of Super Heroes (1976-1982).
(Excerpt) Read more at mtv.com ...
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: pagans; thirdparty
Yaphet Kotto may have a shot. His vibration politics gets good buzz.
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posted on
07/06/2007 1:28:01 AM PDT
by
tlb
To: tlb
Jackson Kirk Grimes 56, a single pagan with a GED who once portrayed Hitler on "Star Trek," this director of the United Fascist Union (which promotes the economic theories and political ideologies of Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein) and two-time presidential candidate promises to abolish paper money and create a global government.A photo of il Duce himself, complete with jazzy headgear.
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posted on
07/06/2007 1:38:23 AM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: tlb
As the Tancredo people say, don’t just vote for someone because he’s “electable,” vote for who you WANT to win...
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posted on
07/06/2007 1:54:35 AM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(Bostonian, atheist, prolifer, free-speech zealot, pro-legal immigration anti-socialist dude.)
To: tlb
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posted on
07/06/2007 1:56:23 AM PDT
by
IslandJeff
(Bird bird bird, bird is the word)
To: B-Chan
Jackson Kirk GrimesThat's Jackson ROYkirk. You are in error. You did not detect the mistake. That's two errors. You are flawed. You are imperfect!
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posted on
07/06/2007 2:01:35 AM PDT
by
SlowBoat407
(It's never a good time to get sucked into an evil vortex.)
To: IslandJeff
Wasn’t he in Clerks and Clerks II?
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posted on
07/06/2007 2:04:16 AM PDT
by
2ndDivisionVet
(Indianhead Division: Second To None!)
To: tlb
They all seem preferable to Obama, Edwards or Clinton.
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posted on
07/06/2007 2:06:42 AM PDT
by
Dragonspirit
(I like my taxes low, my terrorists dead, and my women pretty.)
To: tlb
Jackson Kirk Grimes 56, a single pagan with a GED who once portrayed Hitler on "Star Trek," this director of the United Fascist Union (which promotes the economic theories and political ideologies of Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein) and two-time presidential candidate promises to abolish paper money and create a global government.
Oh yeah, I know that guy? Wasn't he in "The Producers"? It's how I always imagined Hilter...always half a step away from a gloryhole... ; )
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posted on
07/06/2007 2:37:28 AM PDT
by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
To: SlowBoat407
LOL! Nomad. . . Tan Ru. . .Nomad. . . Tan Ru!
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posted on
07/06/2007 2:39:58 AM PDT
by
GodBlessRonaldReagan
(Big dog, big dog, bow-wow-wow! We'll crush crime, now, now, now!)
To: SlowBoat407
“Think about... music...”
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posted on
07/06/2007 2:40:48 AM PDT
by
B-Chan
(Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
To: SlowBoat407
It’s..Space happy. It thinks I’m it’s mother.
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posted on
07/06/2007 2:41:09 AM PDT
by
BigCinBigD
(You "abort" bad missile launches and carrier landings. Not babies.)
To: tlb
"Jonathon Albert "The Impaler" Sharkey" I can just see the political add. Why keep voting for the lesser of two evils.
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posted on
07/06/2007 3:12:07 AM PDT
by
GonzoGOP
(There are millions of paranoid people in the world and they are all out to get me.)
To: Caipirabob
When der Fuehrer says, “We ist der master race,”
We HEIL! [honk!] HEIL! [honk!] Right in der Fuehrer’s face!
Not to love der Fuehrer is a great disgrace,
So we HEIL! [honk!] HEIL! [honk!] Right in der Fuehrer’s face!
When Herr Goebbels says, “We own der world und space,”
We HEIL! [honk!] HEIL! [honk!] Right in Herr Goebbels’ face!
When Herr Goering says, “They’ll never bomb dis place,”
We HEIL! [honk!] HEIL! [honk!] Right in Herr Goering’s face!
When der Fuehrer says “We never will be slaves!”
We HEIL! HEIL!, but still we work like slaves.
While der Fuehrer brags and lies and rants and raves
We HEIL! HEIL! and work into our graves.
When der Fuehrer yells “I got to have more shells!”
We HEIL! HEIL!, for him we make more shells.
If one little shell should blow him right to [hell]
We HEIL! HEIL!, and wouldnt that be swell?
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posted on
07/06/2007 3:28:08 AM PDT
by
XavierXray
(Everyone needs friends, just make sure you have more then your enemies.)
To: tlb
Jackson Kirk Grimes 56, a single pagan with a GED who once portrayed Hitler on "Star Trek," this director of the United Fascist Union (which promotes the economic theories and political ideologies of Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein) and two-time presidential candidate promises to abolish paper money and create a global government. Sounds like an Anti-Christ Wannabe.
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posted on
07/06/2007 3:35:35 AM PDT
by
SkyPilot
To: tlb
Warren Roderick "Bob, Warren G." Ashe 50, ran for president in 2000 and 2004, former U.S. Navy pilot and "Earth Ground Computer Specialist" in the Army National Guard, president of the Air Force's U.S. Anti Drug Task Force (2000-2007) and president of the Marijuana Legalization Committee.
Huston Control, yes, we see the problem.
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posted on
07/06/2007 3:44:06 AM PDT
by
Thrownatbirth
(.....when the sidewalks are safe for the little guy.)
To: tlb
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posted on
07/06/2007 4:40:14 AM PDT
by
SubGeniusX
($29.95 Guarantees Your Salvation!!! Or TRIPLE Your Money Back!!!)
To: tlb
Keith Russell Judd 49, Aircraft engine inspector, sound engineer and salesperson at Grandma’s Music & Sound, Judd has run for president (1996, 2000, 2004); mayor of Albuquerque; and governor of New Mexico. Former member of the Federation of Super Heroes (1976-1982).
I’ll bet those super powers come in handy when he’s inspecting aircraft engines when he’s not busy organizing the CD’s at Grandma’s Music.
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posted on
07/06/2007 5:13:33 AM PDT
by
Taichi
(Certe, toto, sentio nos in kansate non iam adesse)
To: SubGeniusX
Dude, you're awesome.
Come this election, all will bow down and prostrate themselves before the Mighty President Zod.
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posted on
07/06/2007 1:53:22 PM PDT
by
-=SoylentSquirrel=-
(Nothing says impotence and inadequacy quite like a Muslim male)
To: KneelBeforeZod
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posted on
07/06/2007 1:58:25 PM PDT
by
RabidBartender
(Al-Qaeda doesn't need an intelligence network. They have the U.S. media.)
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