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Fort Lauderdale mayor says $250K robotic toilet may put stop to 'illegal sex'
South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | July 4, 2007 | Brittany Wallman

Posted on 07/04/2007 6:40:02 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

FORT LAUDERDALE -- Mayor Jim Naugle has never been shy about voicing his beliefs.

He's called some environmentalists "wackos" and said people complaining about high home prices were lazy, beer drinking "schlocks."

Now the mayor has shifted his attention to a robotic toilet, saying the invention could have a special edge over a traditional restroom in preventing the "homosexual activity" that he said plagues other public restrooms.

The robo-john the city might buy for $250,000 or more allows occupants to stay inside for only a short time before the door opens. Probably not enough time for "illegal sex," Naugle figures.

(Excerpt) Read more at sun-sentinel.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: culturewarrior; fortlauderdale; godwarrior; govwatch; hero; homosexualagenda; naugle; toilet
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With this, I say Happy of Fourth of July everyone. :-)
1 posted on 07/04/2007 6:40:06 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

A quarter of a million dollars for an outhouse with a door opener? The screwing is not taking place in the outhouse its the taxpayers who are getting it.


2 posted on 07/04/2007 6:47:10 AM PDT by Mark was here (Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
by Brittany Wallman

The writer's last name is wallman? LOL. Well, I guess that's better than Leslie Stahl. :O)

3 posted on 07/04/2007 6:50:34 AM PDT by jdm
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Probably not enough time for "illegal sex," Naugle figures.

It is if you skip the foreplay.

4 posted on 07/04/2007 7:02:45 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: jdm
The writer's last name is wallman? LOL. Well, I guess that's better than Leslie Stahl.

Or Gloria Holimann

5 posted on 07/04/2007 7:04:05 AM PDT by lightman (If false accusation was rare it wouldn't be in the Ten Commandments!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I guess no one will sit in there reading the National Enquirer.


6 posted on 07/04/2007 7:15:14 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (http://www.imwithfred.com/index.aspx)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Well, looks like George Michael won’t be taking his next vacation to Fort Lauderdale.


7 posted on 07/04/2007 7:17:59 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

They’re just having the sex heterosexuals won’t have.


8 posted on 07/04/2007 7:24:30 AM PDT by AndrewB
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

In our small city, the queers have their crap smearing fests mostly at the children’s athletic parks. As usual, the male homos are particularly attracted to the children and have been busted numerous times. This behavior is the part of their “lifestyle” that yet remains in the closet.


9 posted on 07/04/2007 7:25:32 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
The robo-john the city might buy for $250,000 or more allows occupants to stay inside for only a short time before the door opens.

What happens if you've . . . er . . . had Mexican food for lunch? Might be a little awkward.
10 posted on 07/04/2007 7:27:20 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Scratch a RINO, and you'll find a global elitist beneath the surface.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

11 posted on 07/04/2007 7:28:22 AM PDT by AndrewB
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To: Mark was here
Maybe the mayor should ask Seattle how their $650,000 toilets worked out:

http://www.komotv.com/news/local/4552127.html


12 posted on 07/04/2007 7:42:37 AM PDT by seowulf
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To: AndrewB
Dennis Prager, Why Judaism Rejected Homosexuality

Human sexuality, especially male sexuality, is polymorphous, or utterly wild (far more so than animal sexuality). Men have had sex with women and with men; with little girls and young boys; with a single partner and in large groups; with total strangers and immediate family members; and with a variety of domesticated animals. They have achieved orgasm with inanimate objects such as leather, shoes, and other pieces of clothing, through urinating and defecating on each other (interested readers can see a photograph of the former at select art museums exhibiting the works of the photographer Robert Mapplethorpe); by dressing in women's garments; by watching other human beings being tortured; by fondling children of either sex; by listening to a woman's disembodied voice (e.g., “phone sex”); and, of course, by looking at pictures of bodies or parts of bodies. There is little, animate or inanimate, that has not excited some men to orgasm.

They'll have sex with this thing too.

13 posted on 07/04/2007 7:51:22 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

Or Chinese.

Guess a total ban on MSG is in order along with trans-fats


14 posted on 07/04/2007 9:08:23 AM PDT by Sir Hailstone (I'm a "Dollar-a-day" Free Republic member. Are you? [http://digitalfarmers.blogspot.com])
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

The way the article is written implies that the mayor is an out of contol $pender and homophobe(whatever that is).

The fact is that he is a brave culture warrior fighting a losing battle. Ft. Lauderdale has the distinction of being the first American city to deny the Boyscouts use of it’s public facilities because the Boyscouts won’t be forced to send their young boys out camping with openly homosexual troupe ‘leaders’. Mayor Naugle opposed this decision and at the commision meeting where it was infamously decided, and he was proud to hand the Boyscouts of America a check from an honorable philanthropist for $10,000.00 to punctuate the point.

If you understood the level of liberal corruption in Ft. Lauderdale you would see through the ultra-liberal Sun Sentinel’s smear. Saying that the police don’t consider it “a hot crime” doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen frequently, just that they don’t consider it a “hot crime”.

God bless Mayor Naugle and God bless America!

Btw, I don’t hate gay people but enough is enough. Also this is my first post on Freerepublic.

Happy forth of July!


15 posted on 07/04/2007 9:18:42 AM PDT by Humbris
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To: Humbris

The article says there is no evidence of any men having sex in any restrooms. Spending a quarter of a million dollars on a toilet that may or may not solve a problem the might not even exist is ridiculous, and this guy is a bonehead for doing so, regardless of his position on the Boy Scouts.


16 posted on 07/04/2007 10:20:11 AM PDT by Balke
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

It’s amazing how they always find these whackjobs to label as Christian Conservatives.


17 posted on 07/04/2007 10:41:48 AM PDT by Melas (Offending stupid people since 1963)
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To: Humbris

I don’t care what the question is, a quarter million dollar toilet is not the answer. Then again, I’m a beer drinking schlock, so maybe I’m just overly sensitive to high prices.


18 posted on 07/04/2007 10:44:20 AM PDT by Melas (Offending stupid people since 1963)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan; Joe Brower
Naugle, if I recall correctly, is a bit of a different Democrat.

He endorsed Jeb! for governor, and supported G.W. Bush for President.

And the Democrat mayor of Miami Beach did, too, I think...someone from the Florida board correct me if I'm wrong. :)

19 posted on 07/04/2007 10:46:24 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Now the mayor has shifted his attention to a robotic toilet, saying the invention could have a special edge over a traditional restroom in preventing the "homosexual activity" that he said plagues other public restrooms.

And here's the robotic janitor for the robotic toilet.

"You must vacate the toilet immediately. You have 10 seconds to comply... 9 seconds... 8 seconds..."

-PJ

20 posted on 07/04/2007 10:53:56 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
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