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With this, I say Happy of Fourth of July everyone. :-)
1 posted on 07/04/2007 6:40:06 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

A quarter of a million dollars for an outhouse with a door opener? The screwing is not taking place in the outhouse its the taxpayers who are getting it.


2 posted on 07/04/2007 6:47:10 AM PDT by Mark was here (Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
by Brittany Wallman

The writer's last name is wallman? LOL. Well, I guess that's better than Leslie Stahl. :O)

3 posted on 07/04/2007 6:50:34 AM PDT by jdm
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Probably not enough time for "illegal sex," Naugle figures.

It is if you skip the foreplay.

4 posted on 07/04/2007 7:02:45 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

I guess no one will sit in there reading the National Enquirer.


6 posted on 07/04/2007 7:15:14 AM PDT by sgtbono2002 (http://www.imwithfred.com/index.aspx)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Well, looks like George Michael won’t be taking his next vacation to Fort Lauderdale.


7 posted on 07/04/2007 7:17:59 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (~~~Jihad Fever -- Catch It !~~~ (Backup tag: "Live Fred or Die"))
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

They’re just having the sex heterosexuals won’t have.


8 posted on 07/04/2007 7:24:30 AM PDT by AndrewB
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

In our small city, the queers have their crap smearing fests mostly at the children’s athletic parks. As usual, the male homos are particularly attracted to the children and have been busted numerous times. This behavior is the part of their “lifestyle” that yet remains in the closet.


9 posted on 07/04/2007 7:25:32 AM PDT by Neoliberalnot
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
The robo-john the city might buy for $250,000 or more allows occupants to stay inside for only a short time before the door opens.

What happens if you've . . . er . . . had Mexican food for lunch? Might be a little awkward.
10 posted on 07/04/2007 7:27:20 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Scratch a RINO, and you'll find a global elitist beneath the surface.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

11 posted on 07/04/2007 7:28:22 AM PDT by AndrewB
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

The way the article is written implies that the mayor is an out of contol $pender and homophobe(whatever that is).

The fact is that he is a brave culture warrior fighting a losing battle. Ft. Lauderdale has the distinction of being the first American city to deny the Boyscouts use of it’s public facilities because the Boyscouts won’t be forced to send their young boys out camping with openly homosexual troupe ‘leaders’. Mayor Naugle opposed this decision and at the commision meeting where it was infamously decided, and he was proud to hand the Boyscouts of America a check from an honorable philanthropist for $10,000.00 to punctuate the point.

If you understood the level of liberal corruption in Ft. Lauderdale you would see through the ultra-liberal Sun Sentinel’s smear. Saying that the police don’t consider it “a hot crime” doesn’t mean it doesn’t happen frequently, just that they don’t consider it a “hot crime”.

God bless Mayor Naugle and God bless America!

Btw, I don’t hate gay people but enough is enough. Also this is my first post on Freerepublic.

Happy forth of July!


15 posted on 07/04/2007 9:18:42 AM PDT by Humbris
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

It’s amazing how they always find these whackjobs to label as Christian Conservatives.


17 posted on 07/04/2007 10:41:48 AM PDT by Melas (Offending stupid people since 1963)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan; Joe Brower
Naugle, if I recall correctly, is a bit of a different Democrat.

He endorsed Jeb! for governor, and supported G.W. Bush for President.

And the Democrat mayor of Miami Beach did, too, I think...someone from the Florida board correct me if I'm wrong. :)

19 posted on 07/04/2007 10:46:24 AM PDT by Recovering_Democrat (I am SO glad to no longer be associated with the party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
Now the mayor has shifted his attention to a robotic toilet, saying the invention could have a special edge over a traditional restroom in preventing the "homosexual activity" that he said plagues other public restrooms.

And here's the robotic janitor for the robotic toilet.

"You must vacate the toilet immediately. You have 10 seconds to comply... 9 seconds... 8 seconds..."

-PJ

20 posted on 07/04/2007 10:53:56 AM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Repeal the 17th amendment -- it's the "Fairness Doctrine" for Congress!)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
lazy, beer drinking "schlocks."

I knew someone was talking about me because my ears started twitching. Must have been the lazy, beer drinking part because I do not know what a schlock is.

I mean, I thought I knew. I thought it was that thing I began playing with a lot with great pleasure at about age twelve, but the context of the sentence makes me believe I was mistaken.

Hey, don't fuss at me. This is toilet humor isn't it?

I don't know much about this subject but one thing I know for sure. If that $250,000 had to come from the pocket of the Fort Lauderdale mayor, he would use his time more wisely.

And, what if the guys that are using the toilets are homosexuals and exhibitionists. This could become the newest thing in park theater.

I think it's time to flush this mayor, schlock and all, like the big turd he is. Tell him he can take one sheet of toilet paper with him.

21 posted on 07/04/2007 11:39:08 AM PDT by Do Be (The heart is smarter than the head.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Illegal sex...illegal sex...illegal sex...
That would be bestiality, w’unt it?
Or maybe statutory rape...

It’s nice to know they have outhouses that can fix that.


22 posted on 07/04/2007 11:52:43 AM PDT by gcruse
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
"I'm not an expert on public toilet sex," said Trantalis, "but there are those who would say one minute would be enough. Or 30 seconds."

Good grief!

gitmo

24 posted on 07/04/2007 12:27:44 PM PDT by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan
These are MY tax dollars at work...robotic toilets !!!!!!
25 posted on 07/04/2007 12:27:45 PM PDT by rxgalfl
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

No robohomocomodos!!!!

I want my Flying Car.


31 posted on 07/04/2007 12:50:04 PM PDT by usmcobra (I sing Karaoke the way it was meant to be sung, drunk, badly and in Japanese)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Well, that could be embarrasing if one had a bout of stomach cramps or was disabled or slow. I don’t think it is a good idea.


40 posted on 07/04/2007 9:21:37 PM PDT by Pinkbell (I'm a Christian, a conservative and a Republican, in that order. - Mike Pence)
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To: MassRepublicanFlyersFan

Pay me $250K per year and I’ll stand guard 40 hours per week and kick open all the doors if I think they’re taking too long.


41 posted on 07/04/2007 9:24:02 PM PDT by DCPatriot ("It aint what you don't know that kills you. It's what you know that aint so" Theodore Sturgeon))
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