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ABC's Overnight Anchor Jokes About a ‘Skinny Death Match' Between Paris Hilton and Ann Coulter
NewsBusters ^ | 6/28/2007 | Matthew Balan

Posted on 06/28/2007 8:58:23 AM PDT by Pyro7480

ABC's "World News Now," a news program that airs at 3:30 am Eastern, when most people in the U.S. are fast asleep, replayed Jake Tapper's earlier "World News" report on the war of words between Elizabeth Edwards, the wife of Democrat presidential candidate John Edwards, and Ann Coulter during its broadcast on Thursday.

At the conclusion of the report, hosts Taina Hernandez and Ryan Owens had a brief exchange, in which Owens proposed an "Ann Coulter blackout," similar to a "Paris Hilton blackout" that the program apparently has, and Hernandez, as a counterproposal, joked, "Or we can pit them together in some kind of skinny death match." At the end of Owens and Hernandez's exchange, and as the weather report began, someone in the control room at ABC queued-up Elton John's "The B**ch is Back."

Video (1:11): Real (1.93 MB) or Windows Media (2.18 MB), plus MP3 audio (463 kB).

I guess ABC News isn't above the "politics of hate," or to paraphrase Elizabeth Edwards' words to Ann Coulter, "the debasing of political dialogue."

Below is the transcript of the Hernandez-Owens exchange on Thursday morning's "World News Now:"

RYAN OWENS: "Ok. I have an idea."

TAINA HERNANDEZ: "Ok?"

OWENS: "You know how we have a Paris Hilton blackout? "

HERNANDEZ: (Laughs) "Yes?"

OWENS: "How about an Ann Coulter blackout?"

HERNANDEZ: "Ah, no Coulter cash for us."

OWENS: "No."

HERNANDEZ: "No. All right. Or we can pit them together in some kind of skinny death match?"

OWENS: "Skinny death match?"

(Unidentified person off-camera) "Or go to jail together."

OWENS: "Here's your weather."

HERNANDEZ: "Or go to jail together. That's Peter. Here's your weather."

[Hat-tip to FreeRepublic.com poster L.N. Smithee's thread.]


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: abc; abcdisneynews; abcnews; anncoulter; anncoulterbashing; boycottdisney; coulter; despotism; gulagforconservative; hatespeech; parishilton; thoughtcrime; waltsrotatingcorpse
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To: Pyro7480; L.N. Smithee
I like watching Ryan and Tai. Yes, I'm up in the middle of the night. They actually have fun doing what they do. And they always have some silly comments about whatever story they're reporting.

Getting offended about what they, or anyone else, say about Ann Coulter, is similar to all of the other 'professionally offended' people we on FR tend to disparage.

21 posted on 06/28/2007 9:40:37 AM PDT by real saxophonist (The fact that you play tuba doesn't make you any less lethal. -USMC bandsman in Iraq)
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To: Timesink; martin_fierro; reformed_democrat; Loyalist; =Intervention=; PianoMan; GOPJ; ...

Media Schadenfreude and Media Shenanigans PING


22 posted on 06/28/2007 9:41:28 AM PDT by weegee (If the Fairness Doctrine is imposed on USA who will ABC news get to read the conservative rebuttal)
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To: Pyro7480
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"Looks like it's a draw."

23 posted on 06/28/2007 9:41:59 AM PDT by Sax
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To: Pyro7480
We can't forget the FR contingent that refuses to allow a Coulter thread without pictures. I'll accomodate them now...


24 posted on 06/28/2007 9:45:59 AM PDT by T.Smith
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To: Pyro7480


If this catches on, why not have ABC sponsor the
Dead Democrats Molly Ivins Memorial Marathon?

Past Winners:

2007 David Halberstam
2006 Molly Ivins
2005 Dan Rather & Mary Mapes

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25 posted on 06/28/2007 9:46:41 AM PDT by OESY
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To: Pyro7480
RYAN OWENS: "Ok. I have an idea."

No. You have a script.

26 posted on 06/28/2007 9:46:58 AM PDT by 6SJ7
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To: onedoug
x 2 ???
27 posted on 06/28/2007 9:47:42 AM PDT by weegee (If the Fairness Doctrine is imposed on USA who will ABC news get to read the conservative rebuttal)
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To: redpoll
redpoll said: “A skinny death match?” I think that’s funny. Give the guy a break.

Of course we should give the guy a break. His reference to the death of Ann Coulter was intended to express his opinion that Ann is of little value as a political commentator and would be more entertaining in a physical battle to the death.

But for some reason, liberals expect conservatives to give them a break when they express themselves using exaggeration, hyperbole, and sarcasm. If Ann or any other conservative exercises their right to express themselves in the same way, then such spokespeople are accused of being "mean" and of lowering the tone of political discourse.

Ann had to insist the other day that her comments about Edwards be broadcast in their entirety so that people would stop taking them out of context.

The hypocrisy and bias of the "mainstream" media is plain to see. And we have Ann to thank for making it so plain.

28 posted on 06/28/2007 9:49:51 AM PDT by William Tell (RKBA for California (rkba.members.sonic.net) - Volunteer by contacting Dave at rkba@sonic.net)
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To: Pyro7480

Fox News ‘Redeye’ is much much worse. I happened to catch it twice this week while traveling in the western time zone.

Its much worse.


29 posted on 06/28/2007 9:50:08 AM PDT by Badeye ("In 2 weeks, I join the list of UNEMPLOYED". ...Goldi-Lox (karma comes around))
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To: Pyro7480

Ann is probably very amused.


30 posted on 06/28/2007 9:52:02 AM PDT by jimfree (Freep and ye shall find)
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To: Pyro7480
Skinny death match?"

How stupid is that??? Ann would whip that wimpy wench with one skinny arm tied behind her back!

31 posted on 06/28/2007 9:54:31 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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To: Pyro7480
Okay, here's the problem. Many years back, some friend of a friend paid 20 or 30 bucks for a pay-per-view boxing match with Mike Tyson vs. Sacrificial Lamb or somebody. Anyway, by the time we walked over to the house, we'd missed it because the match only lasted around 58 seconds.

Hilton wouldn't last that long.

The only time I want to hear about "Ann Coulter" and "Paris Hilton" at the same time is in the following exchange:

"Welcome to the Paris Hilton, Mr. Smith. How can we help you?"
"My new bride Ann Coulter and I would like the Honeymoon Suite."

TS

32 posted on 06/28/2007 9:54:51 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a Liberal when I married her.)
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To: William Tell
Dude, lighten up.

Sheesh, your namesake shot an arrow into an apple that was sitting on his own son's head. Now, you couldn't get me to watch that on pay-per-view.

The term "death match" has lost its original Roman Colliseum meaning. While it wasn't innocuous, it was still a rather benign comment, particularly compared to some of the stuff I read on FR.

33 posted on 06/28/2007 9:59:24 AM PDT by Tanniker Smith (I didn't know she was a Liberal when I married her.)
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To: Pyro7480

If I’m not mistaken, World News Now is a comedy program. There is (was?) a similar program on Fox, The Half Hour News Hour.


34 posted on 06/28/2007 10:03:44 AM PDT by stormer (Get your bachelors, masters, or doctorate now at home in your spare time!)
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To: Pyro7480

It would be a very short fight. But I’d pay to see it.


35 posted on 06/28/2007 10:03:48 AM PDT by PsyOp (Truth in itself is rarely sufficient to make men act. - Clauswitz, On War, 1832.)
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To: Pyro7480

“A skinny death match” - That’s hilarious.

Only problem is that Coulter would have guns and Hilton would, at best, show up with a nail file...


36 posted on 06/28/2007 10:10:59 AM PDT by green iguana
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To: Tanniker Smith
Tanniker Smith said: "Dude, lighten up. ... While it wasn't innocuous, it was still a rather benign comment, particularly compared to some of the stuff I read on FR."

Did you miss my point completely? Are you unaware of how difficult it has been for Ann Coulter to get the media to play her comments about Edwards in full context? It was not considered funny when Ann referred indirectly to the death of Edwards. It was treated like an uncivil and unjustified attack.

I'm not suggesting that we muzzle liberal spokespeople or take their comments out of context. I am suggesting that those same spokespeople need to afford Ann and others the same courtesy. The mistreatment of Ann at the hands of the liberal media is not a small thing and needs to stop.

37 posted on 06/28/2007 10:11:26 AM PDT by William Tell (RKBA for California (rkba.members.sonic.net) - Volunteer by contacting Dave at rkba@sonic.net)
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To: green iguana

“Skinny death match?”

Someone needs to tell Paris that the scale for skinniness is measure in coulters. With Ann as a one, Paris comes in around 1.3 coulters. No contest. Shoot, the upstairs apparition in Poltergeist couldn’t get under a 1.0.


38 posted on 06/28/2007 10:21:53 AM PDT by gcruse
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To: T.Smith

LOL!


39 posted on 06/28/2007 10:26:08 AM PDT by headsonpikes (Genocide is the highest sacrament of socialism.)
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To: onedoug

“C-c-c-cat fight!”

Ddddddon’t tttell mmmmah Mmmmmmmother
I wawwatched, Nnnnnurse Rrrrratched!!


40 posted on 06/28/2007 10:31:08 AM PDT by tumblindice ("Give us what we want and we'll go away." Senate, Jorge.............. No. Just go away.)
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