Posted on 06/28/2007 7:49:07 AM PDT by HEY4QDEMS
PORT ST. LUCIE, Fla. — A woman was arrested Tuesday after her husband woke up in the middle of the night with a terrible headache and later learned he had a bullet lodged in his head.
St. Lucie County Sheriff's deputies initially thought Michael Eugene Moylan had been hit by a stray bullet, but later realized the couple's story did not match up, Sheriff Ken Mascara said.
April Moylan, 39, was arrested Tuesday and was in the process of being charged with attempted murder, Mascara said.
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“Sherif Ken Mascara”
Wow - I’ll bet he had a tough time in school...
I had a friend who in 1980 (or thereabouts) woke one morning with a headache and went to the bathroom. As he washed the sleep out of his eyes and off of his face, he discovered that blood was running down both sides of his head onto his cheeks.
After he noticed that his wife was packed up and missing, he called the cops. Turned out that she shot him in his sleep with a .22 pistol. The bullet bounced off of the skull and skidded underneath his scalp to the other side of his head and exited.
Needless to say, he got a divorce.
“I was cleaning my gun in bed when..............
He needs a wife like that like he needs another hole in his head...wait...oh, never mind.
I hear he was a runner.
I hate it when that happens.
Not as bad as his brother 'Richard' did.
.22's are funny ducks. Once they enter the body, they can end up anywhere. Not like bigger rounds that can punch straight through.
Just a guess - he was completely blotto, gets into it with the wife and pass out cold. Wife figures that's it, and tries to fix his wagon.
She’ll cry and get five years for attempted murder.
Check out the movie “I Love You to Death” with Kevin Kline and Tracey Ullman from 1990. Similar plot. Hilarious.
Life imitates art.
Little Mascara
Artist:The Replacements
You and I fall together
You and I sleep alone
After all, things might be better
after 1, and there’s one that’s long gone
For the moon you keep shootin’
Throw your arms up in the air
For the kids you stay together
You nap ‘em and you slap ‘em in a highchair
All you ever wanted was someone to take care of ya
All you’re ever losin’ is a little mascara
Afternoon, things are quiet
Settle back now if you can
Stations clip by like a rocket
Don’t you worry if you wonder why he ran
All you ever wanted was someone to take care of ya
All you’re ever losin’ is a little mascara
that you cry (3x)
your eyes out
All you ever wanted was someone you’re not scared of
All your ever losin’ is
A little mascara
That you cry
She'll be gunning for her next husband in a couple of years.
I thought .22s were popular weapons with professional assassins. Of course, unlike this woman, they know what they are doing and would have double tapped him.
Shot placement is the key factor.
If they have kids, She’ll prolly STILL get custody!
“She’ll cry and get five years for attempted murder.”
No she won’t. All she has to do is say she was abused. No proof is needed. If she uses the abuse angle, she will get probation at the most.
Reason here seems to be a bit different when our wives tell us they have a headache.
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