Posted on 06/27/2007 8:26:40 AM PDT by firehat
GEORGE W. BUSH - MEGAMORON
AMERICA’S LAMEST DUCK ©
by Norman Liebmann
Reflecting on Jimmy Carter’s Habitat for Humbug, Bush’s Open Borders, and Bill Clinton’s Open Zippers, it is a mercy that The Soprano’s series ended before Tony’s murky-minded son, A.J., could grow up to be President. The nation is in enough trouble, not the least of which is the Bush scheme for hemispheric Mexificiation.
Bill Clinton made our capital into The District of Decadence, a laboratory for culturing liberals and lice. Under his purview, corruption became ambience and greed became “local color”. Under Bush Washington has not recovered. Clinton’s corruption did not make the George Bush Presidency probable. It made it inevitable. New York City’s Mayor Michael Bloomberg’s aspiration with regard to the Oval Office confirms that the Bush Presidency has given every imbecile not only chutzpa but political viability. It is the only virtue of the two party system that it gives Americans two approaches to getting rid of the two party system.
Tony Snow has problems besides his health. His sole client, George Bush, is beyond cosmetic fixes. This still Bill Clinton’s media - hand puppets turning sin into spin. Yet, Bush keeps inviting members of the media to join him on the White House lawn in barbecuing the truth. (His consistency comes into question when you consider that he can’t even produce twins that look alike.)
George W. Bush’s irrelevance found its logical nesting place in Washington where his poverty of intellect was least noticeable. He has the mental acuity of an anvil, and leadership qualities not as compelling as those of a Judas goat. Our President has a singular knack for finding a molehill and re-making it in his own image. If the American economy thrives it is not because of Bush, but despite him. These occasional pockets of prosperity come at a great cost to our morale and our national integrity.
DISORDER FROM OVER THE BORDER
In trying to fathom the immigration policy of George W. Bush, if we rule out treason, stupidity becomes the default explanation – and an explanation that is not an excuse. It is remarkable that anyone as trivial as Bush can manage to provoke such hostility. Bush traveled the world as a President and returned as a refugee.
It suffices to say that plagues do not respect national boundaries - and neither does George Bush. The surge is not going into Iraq but coming from Tijuana. While Al Gore distracts the nation with his global wobbling nonsense, Bush promotes his plan for caramelizing the hemisphere. It is Bush’s conviction that Lincoln saved The Union so that he could turn it over to Mexico. Metaphorically speaking, the illegal aliens are sneaking into the United States not through a hole in a fence but through the hole in George Bush’s head.
There is no interest group that Bush cannot bring to its knees - not with his opposition, but with his cooperation. Having discredited compassion, Bush has moved on to compromise, which seems a reasonable course to some until they realize the most they can achieve is a compromise. A third term of George Bush would have made compassion a hanging offense. His idea of compassion borders on coma. The immigration bill to which Bush has given his blessing is a contemptible compromise that falls in that middle ground between detrimental and excremental.
Bush is going along with The Senate, America’s primary source of deceit and other forms of political lint. They have persuaded each other that the only thing that can save America is a population enema from south of the border. Bush’s plan for North America has been called sardonically “committing merger” - a term that alludes obliquely to its true intention.
Bill Clinton tried to make the nation into one vast inner-city. Bush wants to make it into a carwash. (Ironically, almost every car in Mexico has the original dirt on it.) California drivers already think of Mexico as a place where wet chamois cloths and alcoholic movie stars go to dry out. Dorothy returning from Oz told her little dog, “We’re still not in Kansas, Toto. President Bush has seen to that.” Seemingly, Bush contends if God meant Americans to wash their own cars he would not have created Mexico.
From the day Bush came into office he became Vicente Fox’s pinata and amnesty became destiny. Together they planned to make America into a United States of Carajo. Bush agreed to replace the Liberty Bell with the Taco Bell and re-sculpt those noble effigies on Mount Rushmore wearing sombreros. In Bush’s America, English will be a second language. Business answering machines’ initial response will be “For Spanish, Press 1”. It is suspected Bush has gazpacho flowing in his veins – and probably running down his leg.
The current tsunami of illegal immigrants has caused the biggest demographic change in this country since the slave ships caught a fair wind just off the Azores. The illegal aliens emerged “from the shadows” and have become the clutter in the gutter. Senate Republicans are trying to convince their conservative constituents that those millions of unwashed people demonstrating in the streets were not really illegal aliens but were actually all unemployed Elvis impersonators. This invasion of serape freaks have given us another hyphenated nationality - Vagrant/Americans. Despite the relentless cant about “hardworking” Mexicans, it was the Chinese who built the railroads - and they didn’t sneak into America to do it. The inundation of illegal aliens is motivated by the realization that by sneaking into the United States they will have nothing to lose and everything to steal.
Some biologists suspect that many illegal aliens carry a gene for poverty. They recommend a periodic check-up from a doctor, while the civil rights leaders suggest a periodic check from the government. The gene for dependency can be spread by casual contact with Democrats. The Democrats contend all that illegal aliens require to be eligible for our welfare benefits is a little more time under the sun lamp.
Bush’s North American Alliance will start a migration of Mexicans to Canada to test whether the diarrhea virus can live in a cold climate. (Irrespective of the conventional wisdom, in Mexico they do have indoor plumbing. They just don’t bother to raise the lids.) Hopefully this relocation will fall apart when they learn there is nothing in Canada worth harvesting. You can’t pick snow, you can only shovel it. It became doubtful that illegal aliens would assimilate in Canada. The Canucks gave one peon a hockey puck and he was up all night trying to get it open. Of course, the Canadians can give them clubs and teach them how to brain seal pups.
Bush has accepted the Democrats’ premise that lawbreaking by Mexicans is acceptable - providing it appears gradual. It is too late for anything to do with Mexicans to be gradual – especially reproducing themselves. Mexicans spawn like Mexicans. No other simile applies. No other omen portends such disaster. George Bush has come among us to hit the delete key on America as a sovereign and independent nation. By signing the Democrats’ Immigration Bill, George Bush will usurp Bill Clinton’s title as The Death Wish President.
Democrats want amalgamation. Bush is holding out for invasion. It is not known why Bush is so mesmerized by Mexicans - people who dance on their hats and get into brocade knickers in order to stab farm animals in the neck for entertainment. That is not a culture. It is depravity. The flag-waving Mexicans who have been protesting in our streets demonstrate a marked resistance to the civilizing process. They seem more at home in the time-warp of the Galapagos Islands where the indigenous critters are further along in Evolution. Brutality has been a Latino benchmark since the Spanish Inquisition. No one was ever crueler to Native Americans than the conquistadores who enslaved them and even chopped off one of their feet so they could not run away.
It would seem that every time a Mexican commits a crime in our country Bush sends a member of the Border Patrol to prison. Presumably his compassion has turned to collusion. These Border Patrolmen should forget about arresting illegal aliens in the Arizona desert but nab them before they can emerge from their mamacita’s fallopian tubes. Border Patrolmen, Jose Campean and Ignacio Ramos, were denied Presidential pardons that Bill Clinton threw around to his cronies like confetti. Horse thieves got a better break from Judge Roy Bean. Meanwhile Bush speaks glowingly of murderers like Teddy Kennedy and KGB “interrogators” like Vladimir Putin. Scooter Libby got less justice from Bush than Captain Alfred Dreyfus got from the French General Staff. Crushing judicial decisions like the one handed down against Libby is the reason the Feds closed down Alcatraz. It is urgent to institute a crash program to find an antidote for the Bush perception of compassion. To prevent his sympathy from creating more national disasters, it may be necessary to lock Bush in his room and stop the delivery of his daily newspaper.
We keep hearing how much the Latinos will enrich the gene pool. So far the genetic contribution of the Spanish to the world produced most notably Filipinos and Mexicans. The Incas and Aztecs were doing very well before the Spaniards got there thank-you-very-much. Culturally, Spain’s most celebrated literary icons are Don Quixote, a deranged horseman in a metal jumpsuit, and Sancho Panza, a simple-minded stooge who served much the same function as Bill Richardson did for Bill Clinton. In America basic cultural differences endure. Spaniards speak Spanish. Stoop laborers speak Stoopish – especially when answering the telephone. Nevertheless, Bush is convinced the language barrier is the fault of Americans. He believes that everyone understands English if you shout loudly enough.
and this …
Reagan was The Great Communicator- Bush is The Great Capitulator. Bush has replaced Clinton's Don't Ask, Don't Tell policy with his military Don’t Ask, Don’t Win policy. Under ACLU pressure, Bush is ready to convert Camp Gitmo to a resort - its chain link fences serving only to keep the jihadists’ tennis balls from rolling into Havana. [Note: The Arabs interrogate captives to get the right answer out of them knowing that there is no right answer - hence torture. To paraphrase Marshall McLuhan, among Muslims, the mayhem is the message.]
George Bush can’t tell the difference between a good Arab and a bad Arab. Worse, he can’t tell the difference between a bad Arab and a bad Arab – nor does he recognize that there is no need. It is expected that Bush will do nothing in regard to Iran inasmuch as doing nothing has worked so well for him in Iraq. If America loses the War on Terror it will be because he found a way to secure approval for the defeat in his Styrofoam conscience.
It is said that the first insult unanswered is the parent to a thousand others. Either my thousand is used up or President George W. Bush has found a way to situate himself beyond the reach of my insult - or his mental deterioration is picking up speed.
Ronald Reagan had the courage of his convictions. George Bush has the convictions of his courage. As far as the what-iz-it in Iraq is concerned, Bush’s heart was never really in it – and neither were his cahones.
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Removing illegals is not going to result in food lines. And if that is the case, is an economy built on illegality worth saving?
If all you care about is your net connection and where tonight’s dinner is coming from, then that’s your deal. Some of us are driven by loftier ideals...
Agree.
Well put... and I agree Lijahsbubbe. All of these people who talk about all of this “Hate Bush” nonsense are really missing the point in all of this. The truth is we’ve been let down by Bush...
He has sold out in the most basic sense of the word — going in with Kennedy and the other Democrats on this. He is either having a temper tantrum over losing the majority in Congress, or he has ulterior motives (the NAU comes to mind). There is no other explanation for it, really.
And as far as those who say he’s done great things for this country and conservative causes... Besides a few vetoes (like stem cell research), and remaining strong on the WOT, how exactly is our government more limited, and more in line with conservative principles since he has been elected??? Laws like the “No Child Left Behind Act” have nothing to do with Limited Government but only serve to INCREASE Federal Control over what should be State or Locally controlled issues.
Anyone engaging in hero worship, as the so-called Bush bots who cannot stand hearing a little well-deserved criticism are, is NOT doing what is best for our country. Good citizenship requires us to be questioning of our government and our elected representatives. To NOT do so - ESPECIALLY when they members of your own party - is not only ignorant, but it’s downright dangerous for the republic...
As for claiming we are somehow wishing the other guy won in 2004, or that we are somehow presenting Hillary with the key to the White House in 2008 — they are old and tired scare tactics that seem to be trotted out whenever the other person doesn’t have a leg to stand on... That somehow our criticism of President Bush’s policies on Immigration and the impending disaster this will cause to our country has made us give up our principles or conservative beliefs is truly laughable.
I flagged a post for obscenity two or three weeks ago that referred to Senator Kyl as "Senator Dickhead".
The moderator left it up. The whole thread was extremely ugly, including Jim Robinson (albeit non-obscene) participation.
I presume the insanity will pass, but right now it's getting difficult to tell this place apart from DU
Interesting question, what kind of economy would you have, a dynamic one where risk taker employers find willing employees to provide such things as food and shelter or an old Soviet type of economy where everything has to be approved by a politburo.
JMO, you would prefer the old soviet centrally planned type of economy.
Bush had a long tradition of cooperating with democrats prior to 2000. That was his triangulation into the White House whether conservatives like that fact or not.
As governor, he regularly created such compromises.
Border bots annihilated the Congess in 2006 to teach them a lesson.
Well, George Bush gets to teach you all a lesson now. He governs as he always has with principal but willing to cooperate with his opponents.
Immigration was inevitable once conservatives with held their votes in 2006. Its time to swallow the pill.
The dems control congress. This is the lesson of political puritanism.
The principal above politics card has been played. Reap what was sown.
We have a democratic congress. You now want a Dem president to go with the Dem congress. This might cause the border to be more strictly enforced but I rather doubt it.
Darnit, Dane! Stop thinking so much and just be really, really angry! It’s the now thing to be!
What leftwing hack fed you that lie. The truth is, while you don't have to be a citizen to enlist - you do have to prove you're legally in the US.
Politics matters. Politics doesn’t matter if it nothing more than a “show” and the will of the people is not respected.
I chose a party based on my values, not vice versa.
Oh yeah right, probably like you have a social security card to have a job.
What was I thinking?
looks like interesting thread - bookmark for later read.
Wait let me pile on.
How many of these individuals are EVIL ANCHOR BABIES?
There is no telling how many thousands of evil anchor babies got their citizenship simply by being born here.
I totally agree with you.
I think we have seen two Bushes - the George Bush we nominated and elected the first time around - the man who cut taxes, strengthened the economy, waged war on terrorism, made military history - by taking over Afghanistan, and then followed it up by taking out a dangerous lunatic in Iraq. He is also the man who appointed a great conservative to the Supreme Court, and made numerous lower court appointments of conservatives.
The Second Term we have seen Jorge El Segundo, a President who broke his oath of office by refusing to enforce the Constitution and Federal Law by protecting our southern borders, and conspired with a foreign power - Mexico - to violate that border. A man who put a mediocrity in charge of the AG office who is pro-illegal, pro-affirmative action, pro-choice, and anti-Second Amendment merely because he was a family friend and Hispanic. A man who put a totally unqualified individual in charge of FEMA merely through family connections. A man who engineered the appiontment of a pro-illegal alien Hispanic to the Senate from Florida. A man who tried to outsource American port operations during a war against Islamic terrorists to an Islamic Nation. A man who tried to put a mediocre attorney who was a family friend on the Supreme Court. A man who did an about face on the religion of global warming. A man who seriously tried to sit down and negotiate with Iranians who are pumping men, material, expertise and advise into Iraq which is killing American soldiers. A man who persecutes U.S. border guards for trying to protect us. A man who arrogantly ignores the majority opinion of his base and the American public by conspiring with a low-life like Senator Kennedy to get through an Amnesty bill to cover those illegal aliens he helped sneak into America, and who promotes a Rent-a-Slave Program as a “Guest worker program. A man who rejects English as the official language of America. A man who refuses to pardon a close aid who is sentenced to prison on trumped charges by a hostile Democrat Congress.
I saw some questionable things in his first term - retaining Clinton appointees in important offices, failure to retaliate in the Fallujah butchery of some American contractors, references to Islam as a “peaceful” religion, signing McCain-Feingold into law, and a willingness to sign an Assault Rilfe Extention. All of the preceding appeared to be a cause for concern, but things seemed to be going well over all so I overlooked it.
I have changed my assessment of this man. I believe he flim-flammed us. He initially presented himself as a conservative - a “compassionate conservative” But as soon as he no longer needed his base, he apparently felt free to implement an aganda which was anything BUT conservative.
His latest activites regarding the Amnesty Bill and his rent-a-slave program may very well cause the destruction of the Republican Party - and of America itself utlimately.
At the very least it was a sure contributor to the loss of Congress to the Rats in 2006 and may very well loose the election for President in 2008.
“He is a moral man,...”
A moral man does not reward criminals and punish law enforcement people who do their jobs.
Bump.
OH BTW, lenin, stalin, hitler, mao, fidel etc. etc. also had "loftier ideals", but go ahead, no one is stopping you from following their footsteps.
I almost don’t know how to respond to that. Are you saying taxpayers should be subsidizing employers who cheat the system by importing illegal labor?
They were basically made legal solely to allow them to serve in the armed forces - had they not signed up they would still be illegals.
I think its a good program: and I'll note that all the "people lined up waiting to legally enter the United States unlike these filthy illegals" could also hop to the front of the line if they wanted by serving in the US Armed Forces.
Ah yes the crime of taking a job to clean a toilet, a regular charlie manson that person is.
OH, BTW, those two BP officers were found guilty by a jury of their peers. How come you leave that fact convienently out.
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