[swarthyguy]

Something I believe many Americans would wholeheartedly agree with.

Smoking is bad, and AQ is on the right track.

Might not be a bad method to implement here in the LandoftheFreeandHomeoftheBrave. Why are we allying with smokers and non smokers. It's UNAMERICAN.

[swarthyguy]

>>Why are we allying with smokers and non smokers

>>Why are we allying with smokers AGAINST| non smokers

[Hegemony Cricket]

Sounds like they’ve watched one too many Stephen King movies...

[himno hero]

..but..heroin..is..okay

okay..to..use,

okay..to..fund..wars..with

[Cementjungle]

...and corporal punishments for obscene sexual suggestiveness, defined by such “loose” behavior as carrying tomatoes and cucumbers in the same bag.

Wow. One need's an advanced degree to know what's going to tick off these people.

[rightwingextremist1776]

So...Mayor Bloomberg is aligned with AQ...Now I understand!

[GingisK]

Why are we allying with smokers and non smokers.

Because we are not anal-retentive level control freaks like those insane Islamics are, that's why.

If you feel so compelled to to control other people to this degree, then I'd suggest that perhaps you are a Muslim and don't know it.

(BTW, I'm a non-smoker.)

[caver]

I assume you’re being sarcastic, otherwise you’re in the wrong place.

[Aquinasfan]

AQI synthesized with other groups and undertook an image makeover, christening itself “The Islamic State of Iraq.”

Maybe they should try updating their color palette. I hear that banana yellow and royal blue are the hot colors this summer.

[SolidWood]

A lot of fingers to chop for Al-Q, since virtually all Iraqis are smokers. After chopping purple fingers, the Al-Qanazis turn to chopping yellow finger.

[Nathan Zachary]

"The ASL(anti smoking lobby) installed civic court had sanctioned the amputation of the two “smoking fingers” for those who violated anti-smoking laws.

Scary how easy that is to "Americanize".

[chesty_puller]

Yon eports AQ Order Cigarette Fingers Chopped Off

Am I going nuts or is this headline just a bit confusing?

[COBOL2Java]

The AQI installed Sharia court had sanctioned the amputation of the two “smoking fingers” for those who violated anti-smoking laws.

"Hey, stop stealing MY ideas!"

[cake_crumb]

"The AQI installed Sharia court had sanctioned the amputation of the two “smoking fingers” for those who violated anti-smoking laws."

I believe New York already has a similar law...

[Dog]

Nice to see you again swarthy...

[CholeraJoe]

Smoking is bad but carrying tomatoes and cucumbers in the same bag is absolutely barbaric!

[GovernmentIsTheProblem]

“Other AQI edicts included beatings for men who refused to grow beards, and corporal punishments for obscene sexual suggestiveness, defined by such “loose” behavior as carrying tomatoes and cucumbers in the same bag.”

OOooookay.

[TexasCajun]

"F-off AQI"

[Cementjungle]

“loose” behavior as carrying tomatoes and cucumbers in the same bag

I guess wieners are out of the question.

[true_blue_texican]

Hey, wait a minute, I gotta plan!! Pass out cigarettes to every Iraqi. Tell everybody to light up at the same time and keep a lit cigarettes in the mouth all day long. Then shoot the ones that ain’t smokin’.

[tobyhill]

Who needs the patch when you’ve got Al-Qaeda?