[Cementjungle]

...and corporal punishments for obscene sexual suggestiveness, defined by such “loose” behavior as carrying tomatoes and cucumbers in the same bag.

Wow. One need's an advanced degree to know what's going to tick off these people.

[swarthyguy]

I laughed at that one.

Imagine eating a banana in public!

[cake_crumb]

These guys are so sexually obsessed that it’s bad for other people’s health.

[true_blue_texican]

such “loose” behavior as carrying tomatoes and cucumbers in the same bag.

I never make that mistake, the tomatoes might be gay.