Germany warns of terror threat, urges vigilance

Reuters ^ | 06/22/2007 | Sabine Siebold and Iain Rogers

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your capital A my a.

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I’ll take America over your Germany any day.

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...and you deserve that.

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You’re just mad because you want Germany to rule the world under your world order. Same old German story.

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A german world order ?

You hit me completely unprepared. Wait - I will just start to make one up for you.

Here comes my german world order:

First thing to know - we are taking over from the united states of america - the term ‘new world order’ was forged by Woodrow Wilson - so it’s not a very new - but of course a highly discussed one.

First:

Nuclear energy is the devil (that’s what my compatriotes believe in high numbers though this believe is not so popular under engineers)

Second:

Don’t put corn into beer (yuck) - if you have to improve things for business - don’t do business with beer.

Third:

Don’t try to invade a country - be in the invading business and mean it or retire from it completely.

Forth:

clubbing a small ball over a fence isn’t sport. It’s anoying neighbours.

fith:

football is a game where players play the ball (round !) with the feet (only the feet !) - soccer isn’t even a word.

sixth:

liberal - means ‘freedom loving’ in all terms ( e.g. society, economy, religion) how can you attribute such a word to lefties ? They are stupid mislead creatures but not ‘liberals’. At least the word is linked to liberty.

seventh:

global warming: No use denieing it’s happening. Is it man made ? We don’t know yet - but maybe it is. To have an opinion about it don’t ask politicians or pop stars. You wouldn’t ask a lawyer how to repair your car.

eigth:

If you get dissed about beeing to strong in a union you probably do things right - go on with it.

nineth:

If russia and germany teamed up it was always a positive experience for us. Well - the world had some issues last time but we can try and find a win-win situation with the world this time. let’s build german trains for russia and do business

tenth.

If you really messed up with people it’s best to apologize and believe in a second chance - let more jews come to our country and live here - make sure they are not botherd.

eleventh:

speed limits suck

one more and last:

do propper business - if your business depends to 2/3rds on selling financial derivates back and forth you are only rich on paper.