'Earth Mother getting angry'

AP via The Concord Monitor ^ | June 18, 2007 | Unattributed

[TigersEye]

Next we’ll be hearing “evidence” from Kenyan witch doctors.

I was talking to a Kenyan witch doctor the other day, I think it was next Tuesday, he said "don't put your winter coat away yet." ;^)

[SierraWasp]

The Lone Ranger... Not knowing Tonto was disguised as a pool table... wracked his balls!!!

[ansel12]

“”Iron Eyes Cody may have made a soft-hearted ad many years ago””

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FROM SNOPES:

“That “crying Indian,” as he would later sometimes be referred to, was Iron Eyes Cody, an actor who throughout his life claimed to be of Cherokee/Cree extraction. Yet his asserted ancestry was just as artificial as the tear that rolled down his cheek in that television spot — the tear was glycerine, and the “Indian” a second-generation Italian-American.”

[SierraWasp]

Well I sure know I'm a native American! I was born here naked as the day I was born. Some say I'm still kind of a savage person to this very day!!!

Did you take your name from Bill Clinton's masturbation teachin Sergin General??? Ha ha Ha!!!

[SierraWasp]

Yes... And it’s pungent, too!!! Like tryin ta roller skate ina buffalo herd!!!

[geopyg]

We took the back road (on the reservation) between Devil’s Tower and Custer’s Battle field. After passing homestead upon homestead of trashed out trailers, junk cars, and other assorted junk all over most of their lots I mentioned to my young kids to remember this when they hear in school how noble the Native Americans are and that the White Man is ruining nature.

I also told them that it probably has more to do with Liberalism / communism than them being Indians. When you don’t have to work hard to own your own land you’re apt not to take care of it, etc.

[mutley]

Illegal aliens are the main "outside pee'ers" in this invaded society/former nation with defended boundaries!!!

I don't know about that. I enjoy a late night end of the evening, take the dogs out and pee while admiring the stars. Something primeval and satisfying about it. What say you, Freep readers and posters?

[SierraWasp]

Wull hay! Check this savage story out!!!

[calcowgirl]

Like tryin ta roller skate ina buffalo herd!!!

Ain't never tried that one! LOL

[SierraWasp]

Mysticism... All Mysticism!!!

[cripplecreek]

I enjoy a late night end of the evening, take the dogs out and pee while admiring the stars.

I call it bonding time with the dogs.

[3Lean]

You are spot on. All a person has to do is read the stories of Indians burning the prairie to encourage new grass (good for the buffalo but not so nice for the bunnies and snakes that get trapped) or driving herds of buffalo over cliffs (kind of hard to use every bit of a few hundred buffalo before they rot in the summer sun) to realize that all the stuff about “respect for mother earth” is a bunch of hot air.

[Zionist Conspirator]

Mysticism... All Mysticism!!!

Which everyone except for "rednecks" has the right to engage in and be respected for it.

I don't suppose Darwinism is taught in Indian schools. After all, that would be "cultural genocide."

[SierraWasp]

Mutley! You stop that 'er you'll go blind, or catch west nile virus due ta mosquitos bitin yer thang!!!

Besides, you could cause someone to inadvertantly eat yellow snow! AND... what if one of your dogs were to run in front of you too quickly for you to divert your primevil stream?

Them dogs don't want no golden shower!!! What's the madder with you???

[free_life]

All hail Rev. Gore and the church of Climatology.

[SierraWasp]

Them buffalo “road apples” can stop a roller skate right in it’s tracks!!!

[mutley]

I call it bonding time with the dogs.

Actually, I think the dogs are a formidable addition to the existential event.

[mutley]

what if one of your dogs were to run in front of you too quickly for you to divert your primevil stream?

It is difficult for me to admit, but this very scenario has played out a couple times. In fact, it has sometimes been the determining factor of when they need baths. *hangs head*

[SierraWasp]

What’s wrong with a little “cultural genocide?” That’s what the left is tryin to do with Wasp culture in this society right now!!! They won’t allow no “angry white males!” They even give ‘em Rittlen when thay’s younguns in the leftist government’s institutions of indoctrination right today!!!

[InsensitiveConservative]

Too funny!