[JZelle]

This gentleman needs mental help, ASAP!

[KingSnorky]

I wonder whom the judge will sue for losing his mind.

[Badeye]

A serious asskicking would probably do the trick.

While its obvious he’s screwing over the Korean(?) dry cleaners, whats troubling is he sits as a judge hearing cases in what appears to be his ‘spare time’.

Removing him from the bench seems warranted.

[Petronski]

Won’t someone please step up and help this man?

[River_Wrangler]

This gentleman needs mental help, ASAP!

This Gentleman needs a swift kick in the pants.....oh, he doesn't have them. Never mind.

[CindyDawg]

I would find the cleaners guilty and award the judge 50 dollars for another pair of pants and a box of tissues. Poor baby.

[Jack Black]

So the idiot fool bringing this is "an administrative law judge". In other words he is empowered, when not harrassing private business people like the dry cleaner owners, to harrass private business people in some other area where is the GOD.

Obviously his power has gone to his head and he can't accept that sometimes you just have to take the apology in life and move on.

Anyone know what he does exactly. I suspect an investigation would find other abuse of his position of trust. No one with a position of trust should be abusing the system like this.

He should be fired.

[picard]

"It was "a 'Twilight Zone' experience"

This guy himself is a Twilight Zone experience. What a poor choice of words.

However, I once left a jacket in a Denny's. Went back to get it later and it was gone.

I sued Denny's for a billion million gazillion dollars and won the case.

The only catch is they paid me in pixie dust so I kinda lost out there with that...loooooooooony!!!

[lilylangtree]

Guy needs to face disbarment for bring this media-catching frivolous lawsuit.

[OpusatFR]

Someone this fragile emotionally should not be making law.

[Weeedley]

This pant-less shyster needs to be cited for the tort of Abuse of Process, have his law license revoked, held in contempt of court and be placed in jail for 364 days wearing only his boxers...

[steve8714]

He tore up his pants?

[b4its2late]

Mr. Pearson probably cross examined himself.

[Smokin' Joe]

Most who serve as their own counsel have a fool for a client.

[JoeSixPack1]

I had a pair of trousers lost by a dry cleaners.

They gave me $35 bucks after they searched the place for 2 days and said: sorry.

I said: Thanks.

[synbad600]

I hope he wins. Then I will have precedent to sue the cobblers who lost my Zodiac ankle boots. (Never checked to see if she was wearing them.)

[U S Army EOD]

After this is all over, I wonder how many people will want to go back and question all the cases this judge has tried in the past. I know of an instance like that where a judge who handled divorce cases was found out to have had several laisons with the women involved in the divorces. All of his previous cases were thrown out as a result of that. This could be very interesting.

[End Times Sentinel]

I had a similar experience to the Judge's and I don't think 65 million is at all out of line.

 

Except in my case, they weren't lost, they were stolen.  By a prostitute.  Really, a transvestite prostitute which wasn't part of the original deal.  And he hit me over the head with a monkey wrench.  And he took my wallet too.

 

Try explaining that to your wife when you come home at 2 in the afternoon without pants, slurring your speech.  And your kids.

Owl_Eagle

If what I just wrote made you sad or angry,
it was probably just a joke.

I had a similar experience to the Judge's and I don't think 65 million is at all out of line.

Except in my case, they weren't lost, they were stolen.  By a prostitute.  Really, a transvestite prostitute which wasn't part of the original deal.  And he hit me over the head with a monkey wrench.  And he took my wallet too.

[Old Professer]

Surely, the term frivolous must apply here somehow.

[fso301]

If in those pants was a small piece of paper with the number for your Swiss Bank account, wouldn’t you be upset?

[lesser_satan]

I don’t even know what to say. Just damn.