Al Qaeda has at least improved its spelling. Their earlier letters were so embarrassing.
Dear Samir,
At least Cindy has the few IQ points needed to recognize that she’s not wanted on the political scene anymore.
What did you do with yours? Leave them back there on the bar?
samtheman
Dear Samir Adil:
Throw in two milking goats, a hookah pipe stuffed with a nice Turkish blend and a one-way (this point in non-negotiable) airplane ticket and she’s all yours!
Sincerely,
The American People