Posted on 05/31/2007 1:21:43 PM PDT by 3AngelaD
IMMIGRATION BILL FAQ
Q. I'm concerned that the immigration bill focuses more on giving illegal immigrants amnesty than border protection. Does the President share these concerns?
A. The President doesn't hate brown people.
Q. This isn't a racial issue. Many people think this bill will only encourage more illegal immigration and leave our borders open and dangerous. What are the answer to these charges?
A. To answer your underlying question, I'm afraid the the President is against your proposal to commit genocide against Hispanics.
Q. This isn't about Hispanics! This is about our laws being respected and our national security!
A. Unfortunately, America has had a long history of closed-minded bigots like you who hate all immigrants and want to keep the nation white and pure. To answer what we can only assume will be your next question, no, jackboots aren't tax deductible, but have fun in your neo-Nazi march anyway.
Here is my FAQ:
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???????????
http://www.imao.us/archives/007850.html
IMMIGRATION BILL FAQ
Q. I'm concerned that the immigration bill focuses more on giving illegal immigrants amnesty than border protection. Does the President share these concerns?
A. The President doesn't hate brown people.
Q. This isn't a racial issue. Many people think this bill will only encourage more illegal immigration and leave our borders open and dangerous. What are the answer to these charges?
A. To answer your underlying question, I'm afraid the the President is against your proposal to commit genocide against Hispanics.
Q. This isn't about Hispanics! This is about our laws being respected and our national security!
A. Unfortunately, America has had a long history of closed-minded bigots like you who hate all immigrants and want to keep the nation white and pure. To answer what we can only assume will be your next question, no, jackboots aren't tax deductible, but have fun in your neo-Nazi march anyway.
Q. I'm not against immigrants! Why can't you people understand there is a difference between legal and illegal immigration?! I'm only objecting to the illegal ones!
A. Calm down. It's this frothing at the mouth anger that causes your irrational views on immigration. To answer your other concerns, Hispanics actually have excellent hygiene, are not lazy, and aren't all criminals. Also, there has been no genetic evidence that Hispanics are inferior to the white man. I'd be careful about believing just any pamphlet handed out at your KKK meetings.
Q. With President Bush already having shaky support, do you think it's wise to label people with legitimate concerns about illegal immigration "racists"?
A. Did anyone ever tell you have many blatantly homosexual tendencies?
Q. That's it. I'm leaving the Republican Party.
A. And go where? The Green Party? Yeah, you have fun with that you brown-people hating, Nazi homo. Thanks for the questions!
Anybody have any remaining doubts that El Presidente is a liberal that just happens to agree with conservatives on a couple of policy issues? He is certainly well versed in typical liberal debating technique — i.e. if you don’t agree with me in every detail, you’re a racist, sexist, heartless homophobe.
Livin’ la Vida Loca, PING!
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE???????????
My thoughts as well.
Someone send this to Tony Snow ASAP!
It really isn’t funny as this is how the White House is framing the issue. They are right and their opponents are bigots and xenophobes. This tactic of insulting your opponent when you are losing the argument is a ‘rat strategy that’s been adopted by the RINO’s.
Just another reason why we have to dump the RINOs and Country Clubbers from the Republican party. It's not like we don't know about the slavery issue ~
“The travesty is that the White House (and the WSJ) both believe that, if you object to their bill, you are, by definition, a racist.”
Actually, they don’t. It is nothing more than a tactic. A nasty one. They are desperate for this to go through.
“Someone send this to Tony Snow ASAP!””
Did you forget the sarc tag?
Numbers USA facts, well worth watching:
http://www.numbersusa.com/video/?authkey=c8782d7962297d104474360a07450f8c
Coming Soon:
Libre República (Free Republic Spanish version)
That would be República Libre. We should at least respect the laws of grammar, even though a number of our actual laws are being ignored.
BUMP!!!
Ping to post #3
Answer: I refuse to discuss border protection!
Q: Do we really want to grant amnesty to illegal alien gang members?
A: You are trying to scare people with those hurtful, bigoted words. You should ask, do we want to affirm human rights for disadvantaged workers belonging to a misunderstood community group.
“Answer: I refuse to discuss border protection!”
Bottom Line!
“Q: Do we really want to grant amnesty to illegal alien gang members?
A: You are trying to scare people with those hurtful, bigoted words”
LMAO!
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