ewwwwwwww. They need to go on Jerry Springer.
In this case, Sarah may really HAVE two daddies!...........
Draw straws for who’s gonna be daddy and who is uncle. Divide the child support between them; keep it confidential. Poor kid; I hope all her parents settle down and don’t unzip it for random passers-by any more.
Mrs VS
What a lowlife scum!
Well, these days, when you have sex with anyone (including identical twins... ooops), that’s what happens. I remember a girl I knew a long time ago told me about a rule that she had (it would have solved this problem anyway), she said she didn’t have sex with another (different) guy until she had her period. That would have worked.
But, what actually works better is what the Bible says, and that’s to get married and dont’ mess around. It appears that a lot of people aren’t paying any attention to that these days...
No comment..... ;)
I thought this story amusing until I got to this part.
Such monumental arrogance can be rewarded only one way: Since both brothers played they must both pay equally. They should consider themselves lucky, each needs to pay just half the usual amount.
The female canine in question, on the other hand, should not be rewarded by getting double the usual amount.
End of story.
If you’re going to sleep around, why do it with identical twins? I thought the point was to have some variety.
Well, there were two identical twins that I knew a long time ago, in my younger days. And many people could not tell them apart. And they both were hot looking blonds... :-) I went out with one of them, but they told me that they could also fool their boyfriends. I didn’t think so, because I was sure I could tell them apart.
But, just to be on the safe side, now I say I dated identical twins... LOL!
What a bunch of trashy people. Poor kid.
Use the extra money (which the court would start collecting right away) for a college fund for the little girl.
Pappy used to say “You can not fix stupid”!
Do a Solomon and make them both split child support. The kid is certainly not at fault. Just these three bozos.
My wife works for a local church and the black custodian asked her had we planned anything for Memorial Day, to which she replied we usually go to the community building of my home community and have a cookout, each family bringing their own favorite meats to grill while sides are supplied by those of the community, and if necessary, we retire the community’s worn flags by proper ceremony.
Her co-worker said they did something similar to the cookout, but they use it as a chance to meet cousins so they would know who to and not to hook up with.
My wife said she had to force-keep her mouth shut because anything she said wouldn’t have been good. She said, “I swear, that’s what he said they did on Memorial Day.”
That gives a whole new meaning to it....
Poor little girl. All her parents are louts.
This guy will have to eat his words; in fact he should do it right now. Identical twins have identical DNA at birth, but it doesn't necessarily stay that way. From a 2005 article:
"A study published last month in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences of the United States of America found that minute chemical changes occur to DNA as people age, and these alterations might enable scientists to distinguish between the genetic material of identical twins.
Christoph Plass, a professor at Ohio State University and a specialist in cancer genetics who participated in the international study, said yesterday that it could take years for researchers to develop a standardized way of detecting such differences. Courts would then have to accept the method as a forensic tool. But he predicted that one day forensic scientists will definitely be able to distinguish between the DNA of identical twins."
Crap like this is why normal marriage is best for the kids, the couple, and for society. Kids NEED to know who is their father. Men need to know who their children are, because the bonding between a father and his NATURAL child is very strong.