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Who's Your Daddy? Paternity Battle Between [identical twin] Brothers
ABC news ^ | May 21, 2007 | Mary Kathryn Burke

Posted on 05/21/2007 10:18:14 AM PDT by grundle

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To: grundle
"Ladies & Gentleman we have tie! "


21 posted on 05/21/2007 10:31:42 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: GQuagmire

oh GOOD GRIEF!!!!!!


22 posted on 05/21/2007 10:32:07 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: grundle

Well, there were two identical twins that I knew a long time ago, in my younger days. And many people could not tell them apart. And they both were hot looking blonds... :-) I went out with one of them, but they told me that they could also fool their boyfriends. I didn’t think so, because I was sure I could tell them apart.

But, just to be on the safe side, now I say I dated identical twins... LOL!


23 posted on 05/21/2007 10:32:51 AM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: Samwise

Indeed


24 posted on 05/21/2007 10:33:31 AM PDT by Professional Engineer (Don't blame me, I voted for Hatch.)
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To: joylyn

This is just too strange.

Apparently she was “unsatisfied” from encounter # 1, so she needed “more” so she moved on to # 2?

I hate to ask, but did anybody think about safe sex? did anybody think about consequences down the road?


25 posted on 05/21/2007 10:33:38 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: Red Badger

Hmmm..., now how does that one work... not sure about that...


26 posted on 05/21/2007 10:34:10 AM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: GQuagmire

Perhaps it’s just the pictures, but the way their hair falls, they look more like mirror twins than identical.


27 posted on 05/21/2007 10:34:14 AM PDT by eastsider
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To: grundle

What a bunch of trashy people. Poor kid.


28 posted on 05/21/2007 10:34:52 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: grundle
The obvious solution would be to require them BOTH to pay the full amount of requested support if they can't allocate it amicably between them (and to agree upon who'll act as the father).

Use the extra money (which the court would start collecting right away) for a college fund for the little girl.

29 posted on 05/21/2007 10:35:00 AM PDT by CatoRenasci (Ceterum Censeo Arabiam Esse Delendam -- Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit)
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To: GQuagmire
Good Heavens!

It's Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum!

30 posted on 05/21/2007 10:35:53 AM PDT by reformed_democrat ("... it's a dishonor to leave your allies." President Traian Basescu, Romania)
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To: GQuagmire

They look like D.B. Sweeney with an extra 100 pounds.


31 posted on 05/21/2007 10:37:08 AM PDT by NYleatherneck (It ain't a World War until the French surrender.)
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To: Perdogg

Something tells me that the mother is no looker judging by these two


32 posted on 05/21/2007 10:38:32 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: grundle

Pappy used to say “You can not fix stupid”!
Do a Solomon and make them both split child support. The kid is certainly not at fault. Just these three bozos.


33 posted on 05/21/2007 10:38:43 AM PDT by lexington minuteman 1775
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To: grundle

My wife works for a local church and the black custodian asked her had we planned anything for Memorial Day, to which she replied we usually go to the community building of my home community and have a cookout, each family bringing their own favorite meats to grill while sides are supplied by those of the community, and if necessary, we retire the community’s worn flags by proper ceremony.

Her co-worker said they did something similar to the cookout, but they use it as a chance to meet cousins so they would know who to and not to hook up with.

My wife said she had to force-keep her mouth shut because anything she said wouldn’t have been good. She said, “I swear, that’s what he said they did on Memorial Day.”

That gives a whole new meaning to it....


34 posted on 05/21/2007 10:39:57 AM PDT by azhenfud (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.)
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To: Tamar1973
What a lowlife scum!

there are 3 low life scum....the two brothers and the slut.

35 posted on 05/21/2007 10:40:01 AM PDT by Vaquero (" an armed society is a polite society" Heinlein "MOLON LABE!" Leonidas of Sparta)
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To: Star Traveler

The one who said that it’s the state’s responsibility to take care of the child.


36 posted on 05/21/2007 10:40:12 AM PDT by Tamar1973 (Every Thread a BYJ Thread (http://www.byj.co.kr/)!)
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To: GQuagmire

“raymon”? Their parents couldn’t spell apparently besides the fact they didn’t raise honerable men


37 posted on 05/21/2007 10:40:31 AM PDT by SunnyUsa (No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions.)
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To: Tamar1973

Actually, they probably both think that way (especially if it got reverse and the other got the bill). There we go, splitting it down the middle again — LOL!


38 posted on 05/21/2007 10:43:15 AM PDT by Star Traveler
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To: grundle

Poor little girl. All her parents are louts.


39 posted on 05/21/2007 10:43:29 AM PDT by Lorianne
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To: Vaquero

Equal opportunity opprobrium: two cads and a slattern.


40 posted on 05/21/2007 10:46:15 AM PDT by CatoRenasci (Ceterum Censeo Arabiam Esse Delendam -- Forsan et haec olim meminisse iuvabit)
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