Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
A famous magazine photographer was dispatched to a famous haunted house to get shots of the apparition residing there.
In the haunted house, when the clock struck 12 midnight, the apparition appeared on the staircase landing.
Amazingly, the apparition posed (like a supermodel) for the photographer! But lighting was very bad at the moment and the camera flash batteries were LOW. Anyway, the photographer snapped away. But the pictures did not come out well because of the low batteries.
He later explained to his boss at the magazine this way: 'The spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.'