Greenpeace Builds Replica of Noah's Ark

Drudgereport.com ^

[reagan_fanatic]

Environmental activists are building a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat—where the biblical vessel is said to have landed after the great flood—in an appeal for action on global warming, Greenpeace said Wednesday.

[popdonnelly]

“Where did they get gopher wood?................”

Home Depot?

[popdonnelly]

“And the captain of the great ship will be Al Gore, the minor deity of all lib greenies.”

Or perhaps Sean Penn. ;)

[RightResponse]

Wonder how many asses will be on this boat...

[ninergold3]

I spit coffee out my nose! I got it. . .

[Waverunner]

It’s a line from an old Bill Cosby routine about Noah.

[Bommer]

Environmental activists are building a replica of Noah's Ark on Mount Ararat—where the biblical vessel is said to have landed after the great flood—in an appeal for action on global warming, Greenpeace said Wednesday

AND NOW A GREENPEACE CLARIFICATION ON THE REPLICA OF NOAH'S ARK:

First of all its not a FULL SCALE replica, its more like a 20 foot cabin cruiser, filled with discarded Beanie Babies given to us by schmucks that thought they would be worth something 10 years ago. Secondly, we couldn't get permission to tow it to Mount Ararat, so we are hooking it up a Ford F150 that runs on bio-diesel from Willie Nelsons 'Hemp and Herbal Ecstasy Farm' and we will be pulling it to the grave of Yasser Arafat, which is pretty close to the same spelling and we hear he is buried on a hill, so you get the visual. And finally, its will not be referred to as "Noah's Ark" but but Noel's Ark cuz Noel owns the F150 and we want nooooo biblical references at all! T

[therut]

Paging Rick Warren. They are on your side now.LOL.

[4yearlurker]

I believe a cubit is the length of ones inside forearm from the wrist to the elbow joint.

[RightWhale]

unless world leaders take urgent, decisive and far-reaching action

When the system is sort of functional it might be a bad idea to make large changes. Besides that, are world leaders, if any, better informed on anything but opinion of their advisors? How many can do matrix algebra on their own, an indication of technical competence, even multiply two matrices? Of those who can do matrix multiplication, there is not one I know of I would trust to make any world decisions, and that goes double for enviros who want to be scientists but can't do basic math.

[pctech]

hey, you got any more of those Noah's Ark pictures or a good website to find them on? I'm an amatuer Noah's Ark researcher and the more I can find, the merrier.

thanks!

[SlowBoat407]

I just did an image search on “Noah’s ark” and “photograph”. You’ll get some junk, but there’s some interesting stuff as well.

[shekkian]

RIGHT!!!

[AmericanMade1776]

Waverunner wrote: It’s a line from an old Bill Cosby routine about Noah.

I knew it was from a Bill Cosby routine,another line from his Noah routine.... after they got all the animals in the boat, they were complaining.. "Have you seen the bottom of that boat, who is going to clean it up? " Liberal activist environmentalist.. please send for Sharon Stone with her one sheet of toilet paper.

[oh8eleven]

It’s a line from an old Bill Cosby routine about Noah.
"How long can you tread water?"

[Waverunner]

I think you mean Sharyl Crow...

Ruuuba..... Ruuuba......

[longtermmemmory]

Ms. Crow, you one sheet of toilet paper is not magic, you just smoked some bad weed.

[dfwgator]

What’s a cubit?

[dfwgator]

“Am I on Candid Camera?”

[wmileo]

“Mount Ararat... isn’t that in Iran???”

Mount Ararat is in Turkey. It is my Pit Bull which will mount Ahmadinejad who is in Iran.

[AmericanMade1776]

Waverunner wrote: I think you mean Sharyl Crow... Ruuuba..... Ruuuba......

I do mean Crow.... ha... I guess to me all Liberals look alike.