Don't Do a Danny DeVito: A Little Limoncello Is Just Enough

WSJ ^ | 5-12-07 | ERIC FELTEN

[reformed_democrat]

I was going to send a note to the manufacturer of the Danny DeVito Limoncello asking if they planned to have the Dixie Chicks brand a wine cooler, but I thought it would be more fun to put the article up here.

Also, I thought you all might like to have the recipe.

[Badeye]

It just causes me to ask when George Clooney is going to be confident enough to come out of the closet.....

[dead]

Danny DeVito stumbled onto a morning television talk show fresh from an all-night limoncello bender with George Clooney.

There is nothing gayer than a man on a limoncello bender with George Clooney.

[mnehring]

Bad recipe.. real Lemoncello is made from Meyer Lemons only.. most other varieties of lemons don’t seem to work as well, less essential oils in the skin..

[reformed_democrat]

real Lemoncello is made from Meyer Lemons only

Thanks. I'll change my copy of the recipe.

[ClearCase_guy]

“I’m not in the closet.” [/muffled George Clooney voice]

[wideawake]

There is nothing gayer than a man on a limoncello bender with George Clooney.

Word. Who would ever admit to being drunk on anything that was fruit-flavored and a mere 40 proof?

[Badeye]

(chuckle)

Same thing Rock Hudson said.

[reformed_democrat]

when George Clooney is going to be confident enough to come out of the closet.....

He's busy right now. He's interning with The Fug Girls over here.

[highlander_UW]

I was going to send a note to the manufacturer of the Danny DeVito Limoncello asking if they planned to have the Dixie Chicks brand a wine cooler, but I thought it would be more fun to put the article up here.

If they did I would expect it to be sold in boxes to match their lack of class and quality.

[reformed_democrat]

There is nothing gayer than a man on a limoncello bender with George Clooney.

I hear he does give a good foot rub (George, not Danny).

[PBRSTREETGANG]

There is nothing gayer than a man on a limoncello bender with George Clooney.

Except for a man on a limoncello bender with Peter Lemongello.

[reformed_democrat]

I would expect it to be sold in boxes

That, or heavy-duty plastic bags with a spout.

[Billthedrill]

There is nothing gayer than a man on a limoncello bender with George Clooney.

My thoughts exactly. Anything gayer than that would have to involve a tutu, a can of Crisco, and a tape of Judy Garland singing "I'm So Pretty."

[attiladhun2]

If he is “light in the loafers,” he’ll do a Richard Chamberlain and wait until he is too old to have a box-office draw with the female members of the audience. All too many women swoon over these pretty-boy jerks, unless they find out they are homos. That seems to take some of the flutter out of their hearts, and definately has an effect on an actor’s popularity.

[AngelesCrestHighway]

Gag!..getting drunk on this? I’d ralph it in 20 minutes.

[pogo101]

[ClearCase_guy]

Who is this “ralph”? And how well do you know him?

[reformed_democrat]

Oh, now that's just mean.

[pogo101]

Hey, he was really, REALLY enjoying it!

I just wouldn’t have indulged like that before a TV appearance.