(TIME FOR A RESPONSE) DFU Letter to Howard Dean - stop lying about me OR ELSE!

DFU ^ | 5-11-07 | dfu

[doug from upland]

HERE IS THE THREAD THAT STARTED IT

Doug from Upland
Upland, CA 91786

Telephone: redacted

May 11, 2007

VIA E-Mail

Mr. Howard Dean
Fifth (Column) Floor, Democratic Headquarters
Washington, DC

Re: Statement re Republicans

Dear Mr Dean:

I am writing on behalf of fellow Republicans.

You have made the following statement: "You know, the Republicans are not very friendly to different kinds of people. They're a pretty monolithic party. Pretty much, they all behave the same, and they all look the same. ... It's pretty much a white Christian party.''

The statement made by you has been repeated and quoted throughout the major print media, on the internet, on the radio, and on television. It is, as you are aware, demonstrably, unequivocally and absolutely false. In particular, shame on you for "they all look the same." Just incredible.

No effort was made by you to ask me for a comment or to check the accuracy of this statement before you predictably and characteristically shot off your big mouth. Had you checked with me, I could have introduced you to Republicans I know who are rich, poor, black, brown, Asian, white, Christian, Muslim, Jewish, attorneys, students, unemployed, business owners, military personnel, truck drivers, plumbers, factory workers, radio talk show hosts, straight, gay, agnostic, and atheist. Had you made even a perfunctory effort to gather the facts, you would have been in a position that would give you direct knowledge of these revelations.

The statement quoted above is false and defamatory, is libelous and slanderous and clearly threatens to interfere with any Republican's ability to be respected in the eyes of his community. For these reasons, I demand that you immediately cease and desist from further dissemination of the above quoted statement or any statement similar in substance and immediately post a retraction of these statements on the DNC website in a location at least as prominent as that on which the original story appeared. Also, I demand that you apologize on a major television network during prime time, while wearing appropriate attire for you, a clown costume. Please end the statement with a great big YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA. I love that.

Please let me know by noon, May 14, 2007, whether you intend to comply with these requests.

Thanks for your time and immediate attention to this important matter.

Sincerely yours,

Doug from Upland

PS Should I send a copy of this to a slip and fall attorney somewhere?

[Lancey Howard]

Awesome!

BUMP for excellence in freeping.

[muawiyah]

Very good Doug. Now my threatening letter to the arch-traitor, Islamofascist succoring, puke who is presently DNC Chairman will probably go totally un-noticed.

Just remember he has yet to address the question of whether or not he and his wife raised their own children on the proceeds of abortions she performed or advised.

Gad, it must make those people to feel really sick deep down inside knowing that the Deans are the source of their own flawed genomes.

[skr]

Bravo!

[herewego]

wtg Doug!

[FreedomNeocon]

I’d love for them to start some shit...

If they push this, I personally pledge to start 10 blogs under fake names to post really off the wall ACTUALLY made up things.

Play the libs “so many turds on the wall, one has to stick” back on them for once.

[ThomasThomas]

HIGH NOON,

We know which cowboy is wearing the white in this showdown.

[wastedyears]

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE that was excellent.

[Not A Snowbird]

Excellent!

[M0sby]

Ping...

:-)

[doug from upland]

"I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called."

Hide the salami? Disgusting sexual innuendo worthy of 8th grade. Hide the salami is what Bill Clinton did as he spread his DNA all over the White House.

[libsrscum]

MOST Excellent!

[Patriotic Thunder]

Very nice Doug, I’m just mad I didn’t think of this first. Kudo’s to you

[doug from upland]

"You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives."

Honest living? Well, Howard, let's check the welfare rolls, people in prison, and illegal aliens who have illegally voted. Do you think they are mostly Republicans or Democrats?

[NormsRevenge]

clown costume and a BIG YEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA
BumP!

[GOPJ]

Way to go Doug. Great letter.

[ThePythonicCow]

A thread apparently comparing Dean and Hitler appeared at http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1049077/posts.

See http://www.thetalentshow.org/2004/01/10/more-dean-as-hitler-talk/ for the alleged details.

This stuff was pulled from FR on 1/10/2004, for the reason "This is not the kind of thread we need".

[Slings and Arrows]

Brilliant.

[BACKGROUND: DNC letter to FreeRepublic: Stop Lying about Howard Dean, and Gov Sebelius...OR ELSE!]

[txroadkill]

I think this may be your list:

10 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes by Howard Dean

10) "I think with a lifetime appointment to the Supreme Court, you can't play, you know, hide the salami, or whatever it's called." --urging President Bush to make public Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers's White House records

9) "You know, the Republicans are not very friendly to different kinds of people. They're a pretty monolithic party. Pretty much, they all behave the same, and they all look the same. ... It's pretty much a white Christian party.'' --speaking about the lack of outreach to minority communities by political parties

8) "I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks."

7) "I'm a metrosexual." –employing the buzz phrase for straight men who are in touch with their feminine sides, then later admitting he didn't know what the term means

6) "We've gotten rid of (Saddam Hussein), and I suppose that's a good thing."

5) "The idea that the United States is going to win the war in Iraq is just plain wrong."

4) "This president is not interested in being a good president. He's interested in some complicated psychological situation that he has with his father."

3) "Now that we're on dog pee, we can have an interesting conversation about that. I do not recommend drinking urine…but if you drink water straight from the river, you have a greater chance of getting an infection than you do if you drink urine." —teaching an eight-grade science class in La Crosse, Wisconsin

2) "You think people can work all day and then pick up their kids at child care or wherever and get home and still manage to sandwich in an eight-hour vote? Well Republicans, I guess can do that. Because a lot of them have never made an honest living in their lives."

1) "Not only are we going to New Hampshire ... we're going to South Carolina and Oklahoma and Arizona and North Dakota and New Mexico, and we're going to California and Texas and New York! And we're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan. And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House, Yeeeeeaaaaaargh!" --Iowa concession speech