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'Life's Short. Get a Divorce.' -- Chicago Billboard Turns Heads
ABC News ^ | 05/07/2007 | CHRIS FRANCESCANI

Posted on 05/08/2007 9:23:26 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

An all-female law firm is turning heads in Chicago with a new billboard and a blunt message:

"Life's Short. Get a Divorce.''

The billboard, sponsored by Fetman, Garland & Associates, Ltd., a firm that specializes in divorce cases, features the six-pack abs of a headless male torso and tanned female cleavage heaving forth from a black lace bra.

The ad is the brainchild of Corri Fetman, who told ABC News' Law & Justice Unit, "Law firm advertising is boring&Everything's always the same. It's lawyers in libraries with a suit on and the law books behind them. They don't say anything. What, I should hire you because you have a law degree? C'mon. So we wanted to try something different."

Reaction from those who work in and around Chicago's divorce courts has been less than enthusiastic.

"It's grotesque,'' said John Ducanto, past president of the American Academy of Matrimonial Lawyers. "It's totally undignified and offensive."

"It trivializes divorce and I think it's absolutely disgusting," Rick Tivers, a clinical social worker at the Center for Divorce Recovery in Chicago, told ABC News. "Divorce is traumatic enough without this kind of [advertising]. We try and help people go through the divorce process with as much integrity as possible. A lot of my work is helping people grieve the loss of a divorce, and their own sense of betrayal. This makes divorce seem like it's not a big deal, and it's a huge deal for many people.''

Ducanto called on the Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Committee of Supreme Court of Illinois to sanction Fetman. "I don't think they'll just let this pass,'' said Ducanto, who seemed genuinely hurt by the ad. "I have been in practice for 52 years, and I've worked my ass off to change the image of this particular area of the legal practice, and to see some punk try and pervert the whole image in the interest of lucre. & Sure, she's got a lot of attention, but it's like a guy who spits on a table  you got the attention, sure, but what kind of attention is it?"

But the ARDC's deputy administrator James Grogan told ABC News that traditionally Illinois has been reluctant to sanction lawyers for anything short of false or misleading advertising.

Recently, Grogan said, the commission took action against a lawyer who was advertising on local ethnic radio.

"The radio spot had the sounds of jungle noises and then a voiceover in Polish saying, 'I am the lion of the courtroom!''' Complaints began to flood in when potential clients realized the truth behind the lion's roar.

"The guy had never tried a case in court before,'' Grogan said.

One of the genuine lions of the American divorce courts -- New York's Raoul Felder -- said the ad was a new low for the profession.

"This has to be the Academy Award of bad taste,'' Felder told ABC News. Fetman is "not your run-of-the-mill Perry Mason lawyer,'' he opined. "Hell, that's not even 'L.A. Law.' It's bizarre,'' he said. "I don't think anybody walks away from that ad thinking more of the legal profession that they did before they saw it.''

Karen Enright, president-elect of the Women's Bar of Illinois, shared similar feelings. "It's actually a disappointment to the profession and to the institution of marriage, which is something our community holds as sacred,'' she said. "Our profession, and lawyers in general, have been under attack for advertisements similar to this and I think,'' she said, pausing. "I think that it's not in good taste.''

But Fetman defends the billboard, almost gleefully. Recycling popular catch phrases seems to come naturally to her. "Lawyers don't cause divorces. People cause divorces,'' she said. "If you think somebody's going to look at a billboard and go out and get a divorce as a result, you're insulting the intelligence of people. If that's the case, our next billboard is going to read, 'Gimme Your Money.'"

But the placement of the billboard -- first reported by the Chicago Sun-Times -- does cause one to wonder about its target audience. It peers down into an area of Rush Street known as the "Viagra Triangle" for its three, trendy singles bars in an affluent section of Chicago known as the "Gold Coast.''

"Everybody's got a pretty good sense of humor in this neighborhood,'' said Greg Horan, director of operations for Gibson's Steakhouse, one of the three restaurant/bars in the triangle. The billboard is perched on a parking garage behind the restaurant. "We don't endorse it or anything, but sure, people will look up and get a chuckle out of it.''

As far as Fetman is concerned, it's a lighthearted splash of color in an otherwise dreary area of legal advertisement. "It promotes happiness,'' she said. "It promotes happiness and personal integrity."

And happiness may be something that Fetman, a divorcee, is seeking herself. "By the way, the male body on the billboard? That's my personal trainer, Chuck Sanow," Fetman told ABC News, her girlish voice rising just so. "He's a Chicago firefighter and he owns a gym."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: attorneys; culturewar; divorce; lawyers; liars; moralabsolutes; shamelessweasels
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A law firm's billboard in Chicago's "Viagra Triangle" area is drawing criticism from some area attorneys who say it makes light of divorce. (Fetman, Garland & Associates, LTD)
1 posted on 05/08/2007 9:23:29 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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To: Responsibility2nd

Translation: “Leave your spouse because you feel like having sex with the trailer trash pictured here.”


2 posted on 05/08/2007 9:24:57 AM PDT by wideawake
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To: Responsibility2nd

Stupid.


3 posted on 05/08/2007 9:25:06 AM PDT by madison10
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To: Responsibility2nd

How did a picture of my abs get up there?


4 posted on 05/08/2007 9:26:12 AM PDT by 2banana (My common ground with terrorists - they want to die for islam and we want to kill them)
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To: Responsibility2nd
"It's grotesque,"..."It's totally undignified and offensive."

Well, it IS an ad for a law firm, after all.

5 posted on 05/08/2007 9:26:23 AM PDT by HitmanLV ("If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do suck seed." - Jerry 'Curly' Howard)
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To: wideawake

Translation: “Leave your spouse because we make money that way.”

Same as Planned Parenthood is for choice as long as that choice is to get an abortion.


6 posted on 05/08/2007 9:28:08 AM PDT by weegee (Libs want us to learn to live with terrorism, but if a gun is used they want to rewrite the Const.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

“An all-female law firm ....”

Gee, wonder how many of them are happily married....(chuckle)


7 posted on 05/08/2007 9:28:25 AM PDT by Badeye (Hiding the kooks in the biker bar won't help, Sally)
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To: 2banana
How did a picture of my abs get up there?

In the same light, I didn't realize my wife posed for billboard ads.

8 posted on 05/08/2007 9:28:36 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the perpetually dejected Mets fan.)
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To: Froufrou

Lawyers reaching a new low ping.


9 posted on 05/08/2007 9:30:12 AM PDT by JamesP81 (Isaiah 10:1 - "Woe to those who enact evil statutes")
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To: Responsibility2nd

I would assume that some of the other lawyers who are complaining and who are taking a high moral stand are really worried about losing business.


10 posted on 05/08/2007 9:30:35 AM PDT by wideminded
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To: Badeye

Chuckle indeed.

I’ve seen firsthand where lawyers do through a personal divorce.

It’s bloody. It’s gruesome. It’s brutal.

It’s funny as hell.


11 posted on 05/08/2007 9:30:36 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Warning. If your tagline is funny... I may steal it.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
One of the funnier TV ads I ever saw was a 30-second spot with no dialogue.

It started out very simply: It was an image of a white floor, fairly close up. The soundtrack started in with the sound of a hacksaw cutting on a piece of metal; after a few rasps of the saw, there was a rattly jingling sound, and a thump. Then the sound became the crunchy rumble of something heavy rolling on a hard surface, accompanied by more jingling, and presently a big iron ball rolled through the scene from left to right, dragging a short length of heavy chain behind it and out of the scene stage right.

Then over the white background appeared the words "Somebody and Somebody / Divorce Attorneys."

Nothing said "Cut loose the old ball and chain" better than that 30 seconds of video. It was a hoot.

12 posted on 05/08/2007 9:30:53 AM PDT by Oberon (What does it take to make government shrink?)
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To: wideawake
But Fetman defends the billboard, almost gleefully. Recycling popular catch phrases seems to come naturally to her. "If you think somebody's going to look at a billboard and go out and get a divorce as a result, you're insulting the intelligence of people. If that's the case, our next billboard is going to read, 'Gimme Your Money.'"

Hey, have we just found an honest lawyer?

13 posted on 05/08/2007 9:31:01 AM PDT by thulldud ("Para inglés, oprima el dos.")
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To: Responsibility2nd

Fetman and Garland. Yeechhhh.

14 posted on 05/08/2007 9:31:02 AM PDT by r9etb
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To: Responsibility2nd

do through = go through...


15 posted on 05/08/2007 9:31:47 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Warning. If your tagline is funny... I may steal it.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Nothing funny about if kids are involved.


16 posted on 05/08/2007 9:32:05 AM PDT by psjones (u)
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To: Responsibility2nd
The people who are complaining about this billboard are just upset that someone clearly pointed out the truth about divorce; most people seek divorce because they simply feel they’re missing out on the excitement and good times they rightfully deserve in life by being stuck with the responsibility of a stale marriage.
17 posted on 05/08/2007 9:32:34 AM PDT by spinestein (Who put the rhyme in the rhyme a lyma ding dong?)
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To: Responsibility2nd

For those of us who love our spouses and kids, this type of ad is incomprehensible. That goes for alot of today’s mass media and advertising, though.


18 posted on 05/08/2007 9:32:35 AM PDT by dinoparty
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To: 2banana

:-)

Now THAT was good.


19 posted on 05/08/2007 9:33:02 AM PDT by ConsistentLibertarian
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To: Responsibility2nd

>> Life’s short. Get a divorce.

“(and for those of you who plan on sticking around, don’t cheat on your spouse.)”


20 posted on 05/08/2007 9:33:13 AM PDT by Gene Eric
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