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Iowahawk: Is That A Gun In Your Pocket?
Iowahawk
| 04/27/2007
| David Burge
Posted on 04/27/2007 6:05:40 PM PDT by dighton
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posted on
04/27/2007 6:05:43 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: dighton
Do I smell a BARF ALERT, as I move on to the Continued... portion of the thread? It begins as though guns have legs arms and brains, imbued with an insatiable desire to go off when people are around. Time will tell as I move forward...
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posted on
04/27/2007 6:31:12 PM PDT
by
wita
(truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
To: wita
You need Iowahawk. We all need Iowahawk.
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posted on
04/27/2007 6:35:31 PM PDT
by
gcruse
To: wita; IowaHawk
Allow me to introduce you to one of the modern right’s great satirists. wita, ‘Hawk. ‘Hawk, wita.
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posted on
04/27/2007 6:37:37 PM PDT
by
RichInOC
("Say 'ello to my leetle frien'!")
To: dighton
when these crazy guns finally snap, they will kill (16.5 x 240 million) Instead of taking my gun away, take the crazy people away, away.
They used to put crazy people in asylums, in the old days. Now, we put crazy people Jerry Springer and the news when they do something stupid; and then cry they need to take my gun away. I am sic of these commie bastards.
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posted on
04/27/2007 6:38:42 PM PDT
by
do the dhue
(May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I wont - George S. Patton Jr)
To: dighton; IowaHawk
Whoa, Dan Simpson actually wrote this:
“Now, how would one disarm the American population? First of all, federal or state laws would need to make it a crime punishable by a $1,000 fine and one year in prison per weapon to possess a firearm. The population would then be given three months to turn in their guns, without penalty.”
Gee, Dan, so what were you gonna do about all the criminals who are going to tell you to, um, reproduce with yourself?
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posted on
04/27/2007 6:44:37 PM PDT
by
Darnright
To: RichInOC
I knew I smelled something!
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posted on
04/27/2007 6:50:08 PM PDT
by
wita
(truthspeaks@freerepublic.com)
To: dighton
Bump for Burge. This is not his usual but it’s very good.
8
posted on
04/27/2007 6:57:21 PM PDT
by
Jean S
To: wita
Do I smell a BARF ALERT, as I move on to the Continued... portion of the thread? Iowahawk is well known for laying on the sarcastic parody with a trowel.
9
posted on
04/27/2007 6:58:00 PM PDT
by
LexBaird
(98% satisfaction guaranteed. There's just no pleasing some people.)
To: wita
Iowahawk is a good guy and he’s been a freeper forever, the same is true for the poster of this thread.
10
posted on
04/27/2007 7:01:08 PM PDT
by
Jean S
To: Darnright
Gosh - Dan must be Homer’s idiot brother, if he thinks Americans would put up with that crap...
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:01:45 PM PDT
by
Who is John Galt?
( "He therefore who may resist, must be allowed to strike." - John Locke)
To: dighton
Wow, when all those guns "wandering aimlessly on America's mean streets" finally "snap", 4 billion people will mysteriously die.
It sounds like a perfectly logical solution to global warming to me. /sarc
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:04:20 PM PDT
by
Sender
("She is the friendly face of America; where Condi frowns, Nancy smiles." (Syria))
To: JeanS; IowaHawk; aculeus; Billthedrill; MozarkDawg; AnAmericanMother; martin_fierro; ...
Iowahawk is a good guy and he’s been a freeper forever, the same is true for the poster of this thread.Aw, shucks! Now that you mention it, I don’t pull wings off flies nearly as much as in the past.
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:09:34 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: Darnright
Come and get ‘em, Dan.
Let me know how it works for you.
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:20:34 PM PDT
by
Fireone
(Duncan Hunter for (Vice) President '08! - gohunter08.com Fred Thompson/Hunter in 2008)
To: All
By the way, FReeper discussion of Iowahawk’s target is
here.
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:23:56 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: JeanS; dighton; IowaHawk
Anyone who wants to give these three pingees hell, had better count on taking me on as well.
Grrrr.
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posted on
04/27/2007 7:47:15 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Fred.)
To: dighton; JeanS; IowaHawk; Billthedrill; MozarkDawg; AnAmericanMother; martin_fierro
What, me worry?
(Photo of Homer's dumb brother.)
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:22:42 PM PDT
by
aculeus
To: Petronski; IowaHawk; JeanS
Much appreciated, Sir, much appreciated.
As it happens, I don’t take any comments here personally, and don’t think Iowahawk would either, as satire usually doesn’t register with all.
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:23:36 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: Who is John Galt?
>Dan must be Homer’s idiot brother, if he thinks Americans would put up with that crap...<
2nd amendment? What 2nd amendment?
To: dighton; IowaHawk; JeanS
...as satire usually doesn’t register with all.Ahh yes, the dreaded sarchasm, the dread of any satiricist.
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posted on
04/27/2007 8:29:11 PM PDT
by
Petronski
(Fred.)
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